The gosh darn Brentleton

I identify as a imaginary quadsexually gendered sarcastic bunkin demisexual (you see how dumb this fucking sounds)

[bryonycloud]

[paynearok]

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

[thenoodlebooty]

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

[latinagabi]

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

[salt-water-chardonnay-blog-blog]

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

[nega-che-chalaga-deactivated201]

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

[farufox]

It got better

[logical-ladle-deactivated201401]

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

[strongintherealgay]

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

[lanadelphoxx]

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

[sfiddy]

Always reblog because perfection.

[audreyii-fic]

M FOR A LEMON FLAVOURED DONUT

[good-night-sjws]

A summation of “White privilege”.

-DJ

[bruffinator-blog]

JUST TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR

FEMINISM: equality for all sexes/genders

MISANDRY: hatred for men, power for women

MISOGYNY: hatred for women, power for men

MENINISM: a joke. like a literal joke. the concept was created to mock male anti-feminists, but they didn't get the memo and rolled with it like it was a legitimate thing

[anti-feminism-pro-equality]

Every SJW needs to fucking learn this

[anti-feminism-pro-equality]

for example, take away scholarships that are based on Gender and Race, women and POC will feel discriminated against.

Dare to open a mens abuse shelter, feminists will call it sexist and send them bomb threats.

Dare to say “All Lives Matter” instead of “Black Lives Matter” and SJWS call it racist.

Say a man should be allowed to hit a woman back if she hits him, then feminists will say that men just wanna beat women.

Dare to say men have body issues and deserve positivity feminists will make it a joke.

The original context may have been aimed at “privileged” white men, but SJWS present this behavior more often than not.

[blitzerker]

[evropa-aeterna-deactivated20160]

Reblog.

[zvunderbahr-deactivated20141222]

[angryaccounting]

source

How to use their own tactics against them

[jennysjetpack]

i’ll have to remember this lol

[meme-meme]

[miniaturemothman-archive]

This is in our computer lab in the library

[noblewing-deactivated20200601]

This should be everywhere on Tumblr, if I’m perfectly honest.

[weary-trung]

What is "demiplatonic?" I'm not asking to criticize you or say that it's not real, I'm just unfamiliar with the concept.

Jenn here. It basically means I am only friends with people that I like. That might sound redundant but it weeds out a lot of would-be fake friends. :)

[19962701-deactivated20150323]

Dude

[ccorinthian]

isn’t that like what all people kind of do

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

Shhh they consider it “policing their identity” if you point out logical things.

[tiredassassin]

And this post is the first thing I see on my dash. A nice big dose of ‘I need a label for everything including something that’s totally redundant so I can feel special’ before I go to bed.

[you-feminist-idiots-deactivated]

Oh, yeah, cause everyone else is only friends with people they hate or don’t care about!

How stupid can you be, x-trung?

[socialjusticejokes]

I kept seeing a vegetable stall every day in the same place on my way to work this week.

The disabled really shouldn’t be allowed to drive.

[oh-no-im-offended-blog]

I'm sexisexual, basically meaning I only have sex while having sex.

[greyisunavailable]

The woman who falsely accused football star Brian Banks of raping her is being forced to pay big time.

A judge has ordered that the woman pay $2.6 million to Banks for ruining his life with false allegations. The lies caused him to lose numerous scholarship offers to college and also led to a prison sentence of over five years.

Wanetta Gibson told lies to authorities when she accused Banks of assaulting her when the two attended Long Beach Poly High, where Banks was both a student and football star.

After the conviction, the girl sued the school district and received $1.5 million. The conviction was overturned when Gibson was secretly recorded admitting that she made the whole thing up.

Years later, Gibson confessed and Banks was released. The woman is being forced to repay a $750,000 settlement to the school, plus attorneys fees, interest and another $1 million in punitive damages

Source: http://newsone.com/2597559/brian-banks-wanetta-gibson/

[tashabilities]

This is a symbolic victory. She don’t have that kinda money, but bless this man.

[chronically-ill-dandy]

White people love ruining Black lives.

[ohheyitsshanaj-deactivated20180]

The girl who accused him is black tho..,

[autumnal-thunder]

Of course it just had to become a race issue. Ugh. 

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

Can’t please a feminist

[whensmahvelgoddamit-deactivated]

Know the difference.

[roargasm]

This is everything. I want all Tumblr feminists, if they are serious, to go sign up with KPG to fight against ISIS and free the women being held as sex slaves and forced wives.

[anti-power-deactivated20260718]

[tilvalhalla]

Reblog if you have no white guilt whatsoever.