[samgirard]

“[EJ]’s taken good care of me. I’d like to say it’s turned. Now I’m the one taking care of him.”

[nicohishcier]

Matthew Tkachuk chirps brother Brady at NHL Draft | PART 2

[zhongliremade-deactivated202102]

If y’all ever need pictures of animals tucked into bed please do not hesitate to hit my line I have a very small folder specifically for that

[zhongliremade-deactivated202102]

Actually here you all go

[shock]

the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei's or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn't matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day... coexist.

[shock]

the essence of pride but the soup is secret camel bag vodka

[katiesaddbrain]

I feel this deeply

[gabelandescrocs]

how it started:

how its going:

[stimman4000]

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[scampthecorgi]

Scamp the unicorg hopes you have a magical day!

[why-d0-i-exist]

[chilewithcarnage]

[asphodelon]

Fall.

[marlynnofmany]

#‘HELLO HUSBAND’ #‘HOW IS THE UNDERWORLD ARE THE SOULS BEHAVING?’

[hideitdarling]

Me: wakes up

Me after 00.01sec of being awake

[caffun-e]

[gender-critical-appspot]

“Let him die” spaketh the rabbis.

[ahsadler]

entitled dude: i’m gonna die if i don’t have sex with this woman

his doctors: no really he’ll die

rabbis:

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[ifididntlaughidcry]

fuckign superb you funky little bisexuals

[haechangelic]

rb with ur ethnicity and whether or not u like spicy food

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-money-billionaires-celebrities-make-per-hour-2018-8

[marxist-peach]

Do you ever think about how Jeff Bezos could feed literally more than a million food insecure people while losing an hour’s wage but you have to tell yourself no when you want to buy a coffee but can’t because that’s all your rent money?

I do too

[norrington-hell]