[ceruleanheaven]

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

[iamanewvagina101]

Yes

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[dogsuffrage]

Download the AirNow app TODAY!

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[whitedad-deactivated20180114]

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

[kosmogrl]

[shetheyslain]

Are we all having a jiggly bouncing Saturday?

[liittlecreatures1985]

out and about and my phone is at 15% battery: better not use it so it doesn’t die on me

5 minutes later: googling average gas mileage in 1950

[orange-catsidy]

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[wafflesoflavenderstreet]

[mousidy]

sex workers should be allowed to kill their clients if they feel like it

[maja-paja]

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[wordfather]

did you hear? they're saying if you open your eyes to it, love is everywhere to be found. its everywhere its everywhere its everywhere

[kiwicantfly]

I suggest getting angrier about misogyny.

[kiwicantfly]

"at least be nice about-" no. Girl. Kill him over it. We're done. It's been centuries of this bullshit since time immemorial and he hasn't learned. Obliterate him.

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour