well how do you fig, newton?

hey. i love my dog, college hockey, and i spend way too much time at king soopers

[fourseamer]

ANA @ VAN | Mar 08, 2023

[darkwood-sleddog]

Apayauq Reitan, the first trans women to run Iditarod, finishes last and wins the “Committed Through the Last Mile” award. The award, given by Lynden, honors Apayauq for her perseverance and commitment to finish the race through unexpected challenges. The last half of the pack of those running Iditarod faced sudden and extreme weather that caused many competitors to have to scratch and be rescued by race officials.

Apayauq had seven dogs in harness at the time of her finish and although this was not her rookie Iditarod, this was her first one she ran out and proud as an Indigenous trans women.

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[sleepingpigeon]

i make decisions n then i’m like . is this even what i Want

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[ohimart]

goodsprings

[velvetys]

I said something embarrassing they are going to kick me off earth

[machinesonmute-deactivated20210]

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

[marisatomay]

my brain feels like it’s on fire and my stomach hurts because i can’t stop laughing every time i see these two tweets

[palemusicjellyfish]

the five love languages are the brushing of fingertips, sarcasm, exploring magical forests, pizza, and late night drives

[lokikingz]

[wildersage]

the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans

[hyrude]

they were gay af for this i must admit

[hey-that-one-gorl]

Y’all callin everything gay now huh. One literally hated the other 😂

[hyrude]

you have no idea what you’re talking about. cary elwes literally said their characters were in love at sawcon🙄

[ellielol]

uh ... what's sawcon....

[hyrude]

sawcon this cock

[degrommunism]

David Pastrnak gets a post-season hatty!

[beyondhighh]

some more gifs from Kung Pow Enter The Fist

[lizardsister]

it's so sad that prince philip died of ligma 😔

[queenophydea]

Damn i thought he died of updog

[lizardsister]

ligma balls