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[brunchclubunited]

brunch club united

an indie mumu smut rp blog written by genna - 30 yrs old - she/her - pst - lazy lit - disord rp only

Hiya! Searching for collaborative rp partners who are literate, i'm pretty active daily and on the weekends mainly looking for someone who’s willing to match my vibe. I value ooc relationships as much as ic, so it would awesome if we became friends! I will gladly make us a simple lil rp server <3

I rp in 3rd pov, present/past, mxm, mxf, fxf. I love slice of life, messy rom-com plots or platonic bffs vs the world and romanticizing the little things about it. frickin love smut. shoot me a message if interested. please be 18+ if you’re going to interact with me, thank you!

rules | muses | kinks | wanted opposites

[mrsreinhart]

the audacity to look this good is so offensive

[karazorsel]

Being a witch is being a sister. And we must protect our sisterhood by any means necessary. Forbidden Fruits (2026) dir. Meredith Alloway

[brunchclubunited]

hi i just saw forbidden fruits and im fucking obsessed. can i please have apple x cherry or apple x pumpkin or cherry x pumpkin. PLEASE!!!! i'd love to play apple or cherry. we can come up with a plotline together <3 i love smut, romance, drama, and comedy <3 discord is sofakween

[summer-lovin-09]

Omega looking for his Alpha 💔

[louisplumpyass]

I AM LITERALLY SOBBING WHAT THE FUCK

[cherriesnkisses]

harry styles 💋 headcanon

headcanon requests here | valentine's requests here

text exchanges with mafiarry (and his men) ♡

cherry on top: haven't made anything for mafiarry in a long time sooo here's something funny. enjoy!

harry:

Home?

you:

just parked

harry:

Text me when you’re inside.

you:

i always do

harry:

Keep doing it.

you:

you worry too much

harry:

I love you too much. Hurry up.

harry:

You awake?

you:

yeah. nightmare?

harry:

Yeah.

you:

do you want me to come over

harry:

Yes please.

you:

wow you didn’t even pretend to hesitate

harry:

I’m done pretending I’m okay without you.

you:

give me fifteen minutes

harry:

Drive safe. I'll tell the guys at the gate to expect you.

you:

are you hurt?

harry:

No, why?

you:

doing the laundry and there's blood on your shirt

harry:

It's not mine.

you:

thats not comforting

you:

what do you want for dinner

harry:

You.

you:

harry.

harry:

Pasta. How about dessert?

you:

why is your driver outside my building

harry:

He’s there for you.

you:

i didn’t ask for that

harry:

I know.

you:

harry

harry:

Baby, I’m busy today. But you’re still my responsibility.

you:

i’m not a fragile item

harry:

No. You’re my entire heart. And I don’t let that walk around unprotected.

you:

did you board yet?

harry:

Not yet.

Yyou:

i miss you already

harry:

I’m still in the same city as you.

you:

and i'm still missing you

harry:

Cute.

you:

don’t “cute” me

harry:

Can’t help it. You get like this when I leave.

you:

i do not

harry:

You do. And I like it. Means you want me.

marco:

Boss just left early.

theo:

Emergency?

luca:

Nah. His girl said she had a bad day.

luca:

Boss hasn’t yelled once today.

marco:

She’s in the building.

luca:

Oh. Right.

ash:

She didn’t like the car you sent.

harry:

Why.

ash:

Said it looked scary.

harry:

Get her the blue one.

luca:

She talked to the bartender for a while.

harry:

And?

luca:

He was flirting.

harry:

Past tense?

luca:

She told me to get home safe.

marco:

Yeah. She does that.

theo:

Makes you forget what we do for a living.

ash:

Miss, the car is outside.

you:

thanks ash! also i told you to not call me "miss"

ash:

Unfortunately, I value my life.

mitch:

Found her.

harry:

Where.

mitch:

She was in the back of the store. Phone on silent. Shopping.

harry:

Tell her to call me. Now.

luca:

She told him no.

marco:

And he listened??

luca:

Immediately. Like a trained dog.

ash:

Don’t say that about him.

luca:

He’s literally waiting outside her door holding her purse.

theo:

…Wow.

theo:

She asked me if Harry’s eaten today.

luca:

See? She’s the real one in charge.

theo:

She said he gets grumpy when he forgets.

marco:

He’s grumpy anyway.

harry:

Wrong group message, boys.

marco has left the group chat.

harry:

If she asks, I got caught up.

theo:

You got shot.

harry:

I got caught up.

theo:

Understood.

luca:

She’s going to kill us.

harry:

She won’t.

marco:

She definitely will.

-

you:

why isn’t harry answering

marco:

He’s in a meeting, ma’am.

you:

it’s 1am

marco:

International meeting.

you:

marco

marco:

Yes ma’am

you:

are you lying to me

marco:

No ma’am.

-

you:

i know something happened.

ash:

Nothing happened.

you:

ash. i’m not stupid tell me now, or i start making phone calls and you know who i’m calling first

ash:

Please don’t call his mother.

harry:

Did you move the gun from the kitchen drawer?

you:

yes

harry:

Why?

you:

because it scared me when i was looking for the pizza cutter

harry:

Fair. It's under the sink now.

you:

why would that be better

harry:

Theo said your ex boyfriend has been liking your social media posts. Tell me why.

you:

because he has thumbs?

harry:

Not for long.

you:

i burned the cupcakes :(

harry:

It’s okay baby. I’ve burned down worse.

tag list:

@onlyraenova @st4rkeysangel @harrystyleshotwife @sparklejumpropequeen1113 @maddwoman 

@happy-for-hazza @saratpwk @rrysavenue @bndnrry @lntrrys 

@muralaid @cherriesncupcakes @chloehayyy @cloudyapplezsblog @bshsysusuauaha 

@hontpwk @sunflowervol2007 @thewineranout @marzzfly @walkingintheheartbreaksatellite 

@tpwkdpr @skylrrrrr @m0mmyfromtarget @shelbysdreaming @andraslife

@tpwksienna13 @choppedglitterunknown @sogoldenrynryn @thefallingskyline @cassofheartsss 

@nadawyy @morenadailyy @sunflowersndpeaches @girl-so-gay @giorgiasimone 

@rubyszjuno @penniew @dove702 @butdaddyiloveh1m @pauli-loveslouistomlinson 

@ishmael-is-calling @clovesnh @harryscherrysuckr @cherrycherry444 @dapimpisere13 

rest will be reblogged.

[londonharry]

Harry Styles || Aperture

[brunchclubunited]

seeing harry styles get tossed up in the air and get smashed against a vending machine to bits makes me want to write him as a bottom bitch. can head straight into smut so harry can unleash his inner good boy out to a burly dom. yeahhhh.

i can play harry as canon or au! plz and ty <3 like this and i'll hyu! mxm, d/s dynamics, edging, overstimulation, light bondage, sadism/machoism, slave/pet training, aftercare are a couple of themes i'd like to incorporate! we can smooth over other plot details in the dms :) sofakween on discord

basic mun info: 30 - she/her -pst - lazy lit - rps on discord only

[brunchclubunited]

can someone give me a daddy kink plot line with my muse chloe (fc sabrina carpenter) pls? she's a brat and would love to do a shameless free use type of dynamic where her daddy just uses her wherever, whenever. love an agegap, banter, and lots of smut. totally open to incest/stepcest too and other dead dove themes <3 tysm

[brunchclubunited]

smutty college plotlines

wanted plot lines | here's my muse page

college professor fucking their star student

student seducing their college professor for some extra credit

rival college classmates that are actually hooking up and studying together <3

free use of the college campus slut by all of my male muses

two female besties using each other to explore each other's sexuality

college professor almost caught fucking their student right before/after class

fucking in the communal showers

fucking in the college parking lot, either against a car or inside one

filming amateur porn videos on campus

giving/receiving hand jobs/blowjobs under the desk

almost getting caught fucking in the library, classroom, bathroom, wherever on college campus in broad daylight

failing student bribing star student into helping them with their grade by providing sexual services

free use of college roommate in their shared dorm <3

performing sex acts in front of the class because it's actually part of the class curriculum

resident frat house doing on-campus sex ed complete with live public sex demonstrations

pompous frat boy does a change my mind booth and the topic is "i'm the best fuck of your life, change my mind"

slutty sorority girl does a change my mind booth and the topic is "my pussy's the best, change my mind"

group study sesh at the library turns into an orgy

its art class and today's models are actively fucking, try recreating that in an hour and a half

fucking in the admin office and accidentally airing their orgasm over the PA system

[louisplumpyass]

louis tomlinson wrap it up i am taking you home

[chrispratl71]

Sydney Sweeny

[brunchclubunited]

hi can someone give me sibling incest/stepcest? basically the vibe in living life with derek? mad display of loud public rivalry but whoops they are actually fucking on the dl. they're in their last year of high school so there's school drama, friendship drama, they also have their own respected gf/bf that they're cheating on together, oh and they are getting ready for college or whatever so its high stress which means high sex libido at all times and crazy shenanigans ensue left and right. does anybody remember that show?????

f/f, m/f, m/m but for the purposes of the inspo m/f is preferred, i can do either m or f!

here are my muses.

wanted opposites: aespa, red velvet (except yeri), blackpink (except lisa), 1d (except liam for obvious reasons), sydney sweeny, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, alexa demi, zoey deutch, danielle campbell, elizabeth olsen, kassius nelson, kiss of life, monsta x, nct, bts (except rap mon or jhope), exo, hyolyn, bibi, suzy, yunjin (le sserafim), margot robbie, joe keery, cara delevigne, got7 (except bambam), adam brody, dominic sherwood

send me a message, lmk which one you vibe with and we can start from there! tysm <3

[blackpink]

irene 💙

[manyuhk-blog]

[honeyyymmoon]

Sabrina Carpenter photographed by David LaChapelle