Rating the Madrigals on how likely I could beat them in a fight
Alma: 9/10. Sheās an old woman and is very fragile, I could probably body her without hesitation. The only reason sheās not a 10/10 is because I would feel guilty about it. The reason sheās 9/10 is because I wouldnāt feel that guilty.
Pepa: 4/10. Once I land a hit Iāll probably get struck by lightning and end up fucking dead. Not a good way to go. If she didnāt have her gift I could probably get a few good hits in, but she seems pretty feral. Would try to tear my ears off.
Julieta: 7.5/10. I have fought both verbally and physically with people who love to cook on several occasions. As long as sheās not in the kitchen, I win this fight. Points taken off because if I hurt her Luisa will probably rip my spine out.
AgustĆn: 100/10. I swing on him. He dodges and tries to swing back. Somehow he punches a beehive instead. Victory is mine.
FƩlix: 5/10, he looks pretty hardy and honestly it would probably come down to who lands the first hit.
Luisa: 3/10. Itās likely that if I challenged her to a fight sheād refuse, and therefore I would win. But if I did fight her it would be over embarrassingly quick. She could tear a grown man in half, I wouldnāt stand a chance.
Dolores: 10/10. She seems like the type to try to pull hair during a fight which would leave her torso wide open, and her gift probably wouldnāt help her that much. Unless she can hear the punch coming, which I doubt. Also I could probably just yell at her and watch her crumble from how sensitive her ears are.
Isabela: 1/10. Sheās definitely been waiting for a chance to go apeshit. Visualize this: I swing, I punch a cactus. Then sheās growing monkshood directly from my spinal cord.
Camilo: 5/10. Just like his father itās likely going to come down to who lands the first punch, and if he gets like. The strength of whoever he changes into. If I land a hit before he gets to shapeshift, weāre good. But if I donāt and he turns into Luisaā welp. Iām dead.
Antonio: 1/10. I drop-kick the child and immediately get gored by a rhinoceros.
Bruno: 6/10. I wish this one was a 10/10. He looks like he weighs 100 pounds soaking wet. He looks like I should be able to hit him with the one two buckle-my-shoe and watch him go down like a sack of potatoes. But no. This motherfucker is agile, parkouring through the walls of Casita. And he was living with rats for ten years. Heād probably give me bubonic plague bc I know heād bite me if I swung on him. Would I win? Probably, but it would be hard.
Mirabel: 3/10. I could probably very easily beat the shit out of her, but she seems like the type to never go down. Sheās got endurance and is probably scrappy as all hell from growing up with no powers. Like when the person youāre roughhousing with can change shape, you fight dirty. Sheād probably hit me with homemade pepper spray. Sheād put a bucket on my head like Iām a Skyrim NPC then bash my kneecaps in. Sheās unhinged.
Casita: 0/10. Motherfucker itās a house??????? How do you fight a house????????????