I don't know anymore

Danielle. 30. She/her. ♒️☀️ ♑️⬆️. 🇺🇲/🇲🇽. 💖💛💙.

[anyataylorjoys]

#Ginger snapped so Jennifer could body

GINGER SNAPS (2000) JENNIFER'S BODY (2009)

[bpdohwhatajoy]

[poetry-siir]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[plastic2000s]

[tehriz]

[ithelpstodream]

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[kestrel-tree]

Well someone displeased the sky gods didn’t they

[augustdementhe]

My first thought was someone pleased the sky gods, because this is a SHOW. 

[madmaudlingoes]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

[talesfromgringolandia]

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same.

why is this fire quote from a tumblr post

[mythopoeticlicense]

Because tumblr is the real world equivalent of infinite monkeys using typewriters eventually producing Shakespeare.

[digitaldiscipline]

Shakespeare deserves everything tumblr does to him.

[dreamproxyaesthetics]

The breeze is nice up here

[randomencounters]

Place: staircase that hopefully doesn’t lead anywhere

[onyx-wyvern-deactivated20230910]

I'm in such a big wolf's rain mood right now soooo-

[onyx-wyvern-deactivated20230910]

Blue hunny-

[wilwheaton]

Cool. Cool cool cool. Cooooooooool.

[cannibalchicken]

[2-carnivore-goats]

kitties

[teaboot]

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

[teaboot]

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

[dankmemeuniversity]

[horrorandhalloween]

[lucydacusgirl]

*says ‘I’m so fucking sick of this pandemic shit’ in a distinctly vaccinated, pro mask, pro lockdown, pro taking all the necessary safety measures way*

[bellybuttonblue-deactivated2021]

[starrypawz]

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

[sleepy-shark]

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

[mydesignispeople]

Okay but please watch the whole video. It’s just over a minute.

1. Robin Williams making off-the-cuff jokes that are definitely not Sesame Street appropriate.

2. The slow zoom in on Elmo’s face at the end.

3. Robin Williams

[ladofletters]

[working link]

[weasley-detectives]

Robins Williams’ laughter in the background is the most heartwarming, mood lifting thing I have ever heard.

[theimprobabledreamersworld]

This is literally the best thing to see first thing after I wake up 😊