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Weird Gift From a POT SD
A gold coin. I was like you’re handing me a gold coin and expecting sex? Really?
Who does that? I can’t instantly validate the worth of this shiny ass coin.
Plus, I’m not having any kind of sex on the first date.
So I asked him, “what is this for”
He proceeded to offer me another coin to which I replied, “what even is this”?
He wouldn’t answer a single question.
I ended up laying next to him and not doing anything at all 😂
*Tips*
This is the ART, I’ve been speaking of. I’m constantly handed $$$$ for just being cute and fun to go out with. I provide an escape to these pathetic men who have no idea on how to get an attractive woman on their own and probably never have. This is also where the value of my date comes in play. You’re buying a fantasy from me.
Anyhoo!
I googled the coins and they’re worth $350 each. I can sell them at a place that buys gold. Hahahahah yes.
*****CORRECTION***** I looked up the coin AGAIN and it’s actually worth approx: $600 the most I’ve seen is $625 omfg!!! YESSS It’s nuts. I see all these girls giving everything away for free and I’m like GIRL. Learn the game. Get more and do less. Why would you whore yourself out when you don’t have to?
Understandably, if you’re going for BIG MONEY. Like, any amount in the thousands, there is no way that you’re getting out of a hotel room with that amount, unless you fuck. Even if you were bleeding, crying, someone died, you’re dying. He wouldn’t give a fuck.
But if you’re like me, a part-timer who likes to maximize how much she can earn…
Whore out your personality and charm!
This gets you free shit all day.
Trust me. Like I’ve said, I’ve fucked ONE SD over 3 years ago and made over $3k + trips and gifts in one month so remember ladies..
VALUE YOU YOUR TIME AND PUSSY!
Whore out your charisma and charm.
You don’t always need to do the most to get the most!
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TOP QUICK SCREENING TIP WORLDWIDE:
Skype.
Get. His. Skype. Almost every SD will be using it, ask him to chat on it.
Get his skype username
Ask him where he is/where he is from. If he lies about this it’s a huge red flag.
Type is Skype name into this https://skype-resolver.org/ or http://skypegrab.net/resolver.php
Got the IP? Now locate it. https://www.iplocation.net/ or http://www.ipfingerprints.com/
How it works:
It gives you the IP address last used when logging into his Skype account. You can use this to trace whereabouts and current location. The only time it won’t be 100% is if he is connected to a VPN (virtual private network), which is unlikely.
Warning: this works on your Skype username too. If you want to hide it, get Private Internet Access and use a VPN when logging on Skype.
Hackers can easily get your IP address and attack your server/internet provider/computer. If your SD is a tech guy, I suggest taking this precaution.
“On Josie Webb’s thirteenth birthday, her aunt gave her a book that changed her life. It was a volume of Maya Angelou poems. After Josie read “And Still I Rise”, she knew she didn’t want to be a…a ballet dancer, or a nurse; she wanted to be a poet. So, it was a proud day when she graduated from Hillman with a degree in English Literature in high honors. That was the spring of 1992. But the following spring, Josie Webb has died of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome: the disease we all know as AIDS.
I didn’t get AIDS from a blood transfusion, or by doing drugs. I got it by having unprotected sex with my boyfriend junior year in high school. I knew Frank was smart, fine, team star quarterback. Neither of us knew he was HIV positive. Lying in the grass on a humid night, looking up at the stars, you just know you’re going to live forever. Lying in the grass, it’s impossible to imagine that 5 years later you’ll be lying in a hospital bed with pneumocystis pneumonia and a few years to live. Nothing like an AIDS ward to teach you that youth is not immortality. More than anything, youth is the power to make choices. Now that I’m gone, I ask one thing of you. Remember always to choose life.” -Tisha Campbell guest-starring as a student living with AIDS.
In an interview on Oprah’s “Where Are They Now?,” director Debbie Allen revealed that the episode was almost pulled from the air (due to several advertisers dropping out). However, years after the episode’s original air date, the series was praised for being one of the first to publicly tackle the subject and foster an open dialogue about the epidemic. (x)
Powerful.
Necessary
This is one of my favorite episodes.
VISA BEFORE LISA
Bank before Frank
more money before your honey
Cash before Ass
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
I haven’t seen a plus size SB do one of these so I decided to take the leap and start it myself. You already know that I’m all about body positivity, and part of that is feeling sexy! I haven’t always felt sexy or comfortable with my body, but over time I’ve come to learned that no one will love your body until you do so yourself. There was a moment, that I can pin point as the time I first realised that I had actually started loving my body. I was with Director and it was our first time together, I was wearing stockings and a garter belt and these black stilettos and I felt so proud. I looked at that man across the room from me and said to him “God damn!! You are so lucky to have a girl like me”. And in that moment all fears of him disliking my stretch marks or me being to heavy to be on top dissipated. And I rode that dick like I was working for money, and the rent was due yesterday. Safe to say, he’s been hooked ever since. #feelingmyself
Everyone has that thing that makes them feel sexy. For me it was wearing hot new lingerie underneath my simple black skinnies and shirt and the way Director couldn’t take his eyes of me (that’s either and without my clothes on). #idontblamehim
But none of those feelings would have come without self love. And for me, self love came from getting to know my body, good and bad. From picking out the parts I like and showcasing them (like my sexy boobies 😎😉) and finding the parts I didn’t like, and accepting them. (Like my stretch marks and tummy). And lastly, from enjoying my body. Coming to terms with what turns me on, what makes my toes curl, and how to pleasure myself. Once I learned that, it was very easy to tell a man exactly how to make sure we’re both satisfied.
#weareallwomenhere #wellmostofus #sex #sexy #relationships #bodypositivity
Share below what makes you feel sexy, and let’s start a conversation 😘
Yassssss boo werk!! Love seeing plus sbs slay the bowl!! Gorgeous as usual!
Summer or winter it really doesn’t matter if you have oily skin, it is constantly oily! Make up can help you out but the key is to not pack on the make up hoping the layers will hide the oil. You don’t need to hide, oily skin is natural! They key is to keep the make up where you need it and try to pick products that specifically help with oil control.
#skin
😩 yaaaassss because it looks like I can fry chicken with the oil on my face.
Bitches be like “If my boyfriend pisses me off imma fuck his dad and make him my step-child”
I be like “If my sugar-daddy pisses me off imma fuck his son and make him my daddy-in-law”
And obviously I’ll make him pay for our lavish destination wedding 💎✨
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A Sugar Baby Mantra
I am a woman of the highest caliber, and I deserve only the best. I am providing a valuable luxury service to men who do not deserve me and have to earn me by funding me and treating me like the lady I am. No man who would act entitled to my time, my company, or my body deserves it.
Now repeat it until you believe it.
What they don't mention about #growingupwithstrictparents:
- The resentment that begins to build up and damage your relationship with your parents because your missing out on being a kid.
- The self destructive tendencies that develop when you get your freedom.
- Extreme Behaviour that can be dangerous because you feel as if you have to catch up on all the life you have been missing.
- A constant sadness that your never going to live life enough.
- Developing anxiety over doing things as simple as riding the bus.
- Massive issues with authority.
- Fear of commitment because you feel as though it is going to tie you down and take away from your freedom again.
etc…
Aside from the commitment portion, the extreme behavior, and self destructive tendencies, I have literally experienced everything on this list. Let’s not forget the trickle down effect that occurs when there are siblings, culture, religion, and gender roles thrown into the mix.
précisément cette. La vérité.districtsugar:
^ all of that.
Précisément cette. La vérité.
I don't want to be famous, I just want to be successful to where I can be lowkey and travel the world
*continues to work ass off so I can say I made my first million by 23*
Goals.
If you were ever a girl that people whispered about and laughed at as you walked by…. That feeling never goes away. You’re suspicious of everyone around you having a good time, thinking it’s at your expense.
this is why I am always anxious in social settings
I don’t understand how a dude can tell a chick how to groom her pussy with a straight face. My nigga, you know she don’t have to fuck you right? She gon get dick regardless. Her pussy could look like Frederick Douglass and she still could find a nigga that’s gon suck her clit like a peppermint in church and fuck her stupid. Y'all niggas better man up and be grateful.