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magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.
i was reading the ask of going to the market with Mama Silas and started wondering what he does when HE has to leave (not sure why he would but I assume to get stuff).
i know there's a barrier but would he ever leave y/n/you alone?
Silas doesn't need to frequent to the village that often since he mostly lives a self-sustained life but the things he does need to get from there are: Fabrics (elven kind and human kind), threads, food, paper.
He has a hobby of making human sized clothes out of cotton fabric but he doesn't know how to make fabrics and doesn't really have the equipment for it so he has to get them from elves who do, same with threads and needles.
He's a vegetarian so he mostly makes do with the fruits and such around his house but he used to go to the village to buy stuff like bread or milk.
Similarly to fabrics he can't really produce paper himself so he has to get them from the village.
Now, while he does need them he doesn't really frequent the village for any of these things. Around the time he found you he already had a stock of fabrics, threads and papers so he wouldn't need to go buy new ones for a long while. He doesn't really like going there so he always makes sure to buy lots when he does.
For the food he actually doesn't go to the village to get them anymore. He keeps you fed using his cum and water and cutting off some nutrition so that he wouldn't have to leave you and go to the village was not too big of a deal for him.
Probably by the time he feels any need to go to the village for these items you'd be in a state of being unable to leave him, whether it be being mentally broken or because of the barrier around the house. At that point I can imagine him letting himself give in a little and run to the village while you're home. Though he'd most likely do it while you're asleep.
i had another dream about Elias (character belongs to the queen @meo-eiru!!!!) being an absolute menace to live with, then remembered this amazing TikTok that is literally so Elias-coded (if he ever left the house lol). so have a quick sketch 🫂✨ (idk what his arms are doing either i knowndjsjssk)
I've been a bit absent here bc I got engaged !!!!!!! ahhhhhh ✨💖 so I'm a little preoccupied hihi meaning if I don't post/answer messages, that's why (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤
"Roofied himself for attention that day" I'M CRYING???
I love everything about this comic there are tears in my eyes, god Elias is so annoying /affectionate
Assuming you don't love him anymore for "not taking him out", deluding himself into thinking you have other boyfriends, being so hostile that ending up calling himself a bitch. I don't know Eli, maybe you're yearning for the ugly glasses (he'd probably look great with any type of glasses)
If I were to pair any of the two boys together, I really think Elias and Silas would be catastrophically wonderful together. I really do believe that both boys would manage to satisfy each other's toxic urges so perfectly.
Elias is such a, virtually, empty human being. At his core he wants to be loved despite his emptiness. He has no true passions, interests, or a personality notable enough to actually attract/keep anyone in his life. He knows this, and knows nothing can be done/wants to do nothing to fix or change it. For Elias, Silas could do that beautifully.
Silas doesn't actually care about his darling in terms of who they are, or their interests. He wants a human doll to live out his human role play fantasies. You can have passions and interests, so long as they play entirely in line with HIS wants and reality. He will deny you your desires in the name of safety, or staying together, or Mama knowing best.
Elias has nothing going for him outside of his beauty. And Silas would do everything to keep his baby doll beautiful. He'll care for Elias. Style his hair, make and style his outfits, and keep him beautiful without skipping a beat. He'll coo in his ear all day long about how beautiful and lovely and adorable he is.
And Silas will have a way in doing so that Elias could drown in the never ending, relentless, persistent love, enough that I could actually see him succumbing to Silas's isolation much quicker than any other normal person.
His base needs are met, his ego is fed, and his lover-caretaker demands nothing more from him than what he can give, which is nothing. Nothing but his presence, and looks, and love. He wouldn't be surrounded by people constantly reminding him of his personal shortcomings, and he is the center of a great, and beautiful, and magical creatures world, all whilst leaning heavily into his depthless character.
Everything is about Elias, Elias, Elias, while simultaneously living his entire life in the service of his one and true love.
Silas will have his baby love who plays into his desires easily. An easily manipulated, easy to love, and free in offering his own love, praise and devotion, I'm sure Silas would be on cloud 9 living with his baby who gives so easily into his wants. Elias unknowingly poking the bear so much, and so often, he's completely lost every ounce of privacy, and independence. I'm sure he'll accept it so easily though.
Silas will have his baby who will allow any and every display of overt, inappropriate, and overbearing display of affection, every inaccurate replica of mother-child love. Elias is so eager to please, he'll keep his pretty lips shut, despite the bastardization of a mother's love who he, himself is familiar with. Why deny the ONLY person who could give you the love you want, but might not necessarily need?
Neither has any desire to leave the others side, neither has any desire to be amongst the masses, neither has any desire to live a life that isn't solely centered around their love. One might be more extreme than the other (ahem, Silas 👀), but they are so closely aligned in my opinion, it works out so beautifully. They would run themselves to the ground and thank each other for it.
(I didn't mean to make it this long, but I hope I made my point clear. This is just for fun, obviously I want Mama Silas for myself 😜)
Oh my god you went really in depth!
I've gotten a few asks about this before and I usually don't talk about it much because this account is focused on the relationship between the darling and the yanderes but wow! I can't possibly leave such a good analyzes in my inbox lol.
I do agree with you in that on paper they have extremely good synergy. The biggest problem for them would most likely be that they'd basically lock each other in an unending obsession cycle.
Elias is a toxic taker who keeps asking for more while Silas is a toxic giver who keeps giving whether the other person wants it or not. They are like a pot with a hole placed under a forever dripping faucet. But that type of mutual toxicity definitely has its appeal.
Not sure if youre currently accepting asks, but thought id drop my thoughts in and you can answer if/when you feel like it!
Does Dana keep an eye on the other maids? What would he do if another maid/spy had infiltrated and harmed darling? How would he react to darling being harmed by someone other than him?
He'd kill them.
I know it's a very direct answer but Dana does canonically kill other people if he even hears them speaking bad about you. That's one of his ways of dealing with his complicated pent up emotions. The poisons he failed to add to your food goes to the food of that one farmer who made inappropriate comments about you and the dagger he failed to bring to your neck lands on the footman who seemed like a threat to you.
He usually gets away with these thanks to knowing how everyone's schedules works and where all the workers are located at any time of the day + he became a lady's maid during a very busy time in the mansion so people can't really keep track of the exact number of workers.
A spy most likely wouldn't have the chance to harm you in the first place because even without Dana you live under tight security thanks to your dad Dana is at your feet 24/7.
But let's say Dana was taking care of a quick errand for you and caught a spy who managed to sneak into your room and attack you. His reaction to it depends on to what extent you were harmed and how strong the opponent is.
Dana would definitely be livid but he most likely can't take a stronger opponent head on since he's neither tall nor physically strong, there's a reason why sneak attacks are his go to. If the attacker didn't notice him he would quietly attack from behind and immediately immobilize them by stabbing them from behind and from the limbs.
If the attacker is already aware of him, maybe saw him walking in, his priority would be to get the attackers attention from you asap. He might throw himself forward in a clumsy and panicked looking manner and as soon as the attacker has their hands on him he'd shout at you to go get someone, then stab the hand holding him to win some time for himself.
In either situation he wouldn't kill the attacker himself no matter how badly it infuriates him because a direct attack to you will get your father and the guards involved and Dana doesn't want those people to know that he's capable of killing.
That being said, afterwards he probably won't directly touch you for a long while as he'd be dealing with a lot of complicated thoughts. The anger of letting someone get that close to you, the shame of the fact that he just risked his own life for your sake, the sadness seeing that you got wounded. He'd need to lock himself in his room for a few hours to prevent himself from stabbing your father on sight because in his eyes he failed to protect you.
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Not sure if it's obvious but I've been experimenting more with different angles and lightings lately. It's actually quite fun. Causes me to spend a bit more time than usual but I'm slowly getting the hang of it I think?
today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.
but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.
the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.
The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.
His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing
so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right
You're completely skipping over how funny this actually was. So Florence was actually using Catholic law to try and get Dante back, cause technically you're supposed to be buried at the church you were baptised in. So when a Medici, the ruling family of Florence, became pope Leo X he ordered Dante's bones to be returned. He slso ordered Michelangelo to build a mausoleum.
Anyway Ravenna couldn't refuse the pope and handed Dante's casket over to Florence. Another part of Catholic law is that opening someone's casket is desecration and a one way ticket straight to hell. So Florence was skeptical that Ravenna send them Dante and decided to do the unthinkable and opened his casket. It was empty, but Florence couldn't say so because if they called out Ravenna they'd have to admit to desecrating the corpse of their so called beloved poet. So they just pretended it didn't happen till Dante's bones were found behind a wall a couple hundred years later and again interned in a crypt in Ravenna.
Also a friend of Dante had his original grave in Ravenna inscribed with the text:
parvi Florentia mater amoris
Translation:
Florence, mother of little love
suguru is a slut and loves when you record him eating… it (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
the wet sounds in the room echo forward and back as his tongue flicks back and forth against your clit and two of his fingers curve inside of you, rubbing against the sweet spot that makes your thighs tremble and face scrunch.
one of your hands is holding suguru’s hair tightly into a ponytail, and the other is holding your phone, recording him while he’s in his mood.
he gets sluttier for the camera, purposely teasing you, making a mess with everything that comes out of you, and having it run down his chin, pushing his face into your core again and lapping the rest up.
suguru loves showing off; whenever he has your pussy on your face, he eats you like he has something to prove.
his eyes are stuck on the camera while he tastes you; it's like he gets possessed. something takes over him when he gets this taste of you while the camera is facing him.
“right there, baby, mm, fuck.”
suguru feels your grip loosening, strands of his hair falling into view, making him groan into your messy core, knowing you’re about to cum any second.
he knows that when the camera starts to tremble and you go quiet only making little whimpers while strand by strand of his hair comes down, he’ll feel warmness coming down on his face while you push yourself forward on his mouth to ride out the feeling.
he watches every video you record back to him, watching every twitch and tremble your body makes while he’s down there devouring you.
your thighs slowly closing in on him every time he licks over your clit, making you shiver; he likes to watch them gradually close and your stomach rise and fall rapidly as you try to control yourself.
or the little comments you make when you first start recording and the soft giggles when he gives you kitten kisses on the inside of your thighs.
“you’re so nasty, you know that?”
nudging him with your foot while he pushes your thighs back to get more access before he starts, making sure he’s at an angle with the camera.
“you recording?”
softly licking your inner thigh, making you twitch a little, and you nod.
“start bossy.”
adding another video to the growing collection.
an: im aware this is generic, im trying to get back in the groove of posting more and every other day, enjoy (╥﹏╥)
Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.
Time for my favorite chart!
Notice billions ain't even on there. Outliers something something.
an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
A relic…
*touches ground*
I haven’t seen you in years,,,
Yandere that enjoys having a willing darling, but their darling is absolutely a feral beast that they’re kind of scared of.
They attempt to go check on you where you’ve been locked up in the basement, but you’re standing by the stairs in the dark, wide eyes bloodshot and nails digging into the wall.
Absolutely not, yandere slams the door and almost pisses their pants.
You kind of haunt the house. Yandere still loves you but you’ve somehow become more unhinged than them. Too many times they’ve tried to intimidate you but you’ve started growling like a rabid dog. How are they supposed to deal with that?
It’s a competition now, and tbh you’re winning.
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I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.
….yeah me too.
Me three.
Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”
I have not laughed that hard in so long I literally cannot remember when.
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Can you ask my doctor to remove my ovaries please?
I just don’t understand why you think I have authority over your doctor. What do you see me as.
there was that time you paid lip service to doctors over furries.
I saw some crazy images online and now I prefer furries
꣑ৎ fighting with satoru leads to him forcing you to ride him
The last thing you wanted to do was get into an argument with your roommate and best friend. Yet you found yourself going back and forth with him & it didn’t look like it was coming to an end any time soon.
“I don’t understand how I’m not allowed to have boys over but you’re free to bring home girls, it’s totally unfair Satoru!” You yelled, voice turning raspy.
It’s been hours since this argument began and he was getting sick of it.
“The difference between us is that I didn’t invite that girl over to fuck, did I?” He shot back, a vein forming at his temple.
His hand reached up to his face, sliding off his glasses to set them aside on the counter. “I came home with her because we had a project to do and the library was closed. And you know this because I texted you earlier about it.”
“So? She was totally giving you bedroom eyes!”
“And what if she was? Doesn’t mean I gave in and started humping her like a dog in heat. I’m not that easy, sweets.”
But you were.
You were not about to give in because he used your favorite pet name, and you definitely weren’t going to allow him to see the effect it had on you.
“I don’t know why me bringing a boy over concerns you either.”
“Watch that tone.” He warned. His eyes have darkened enough to match the late night shadows seeping into the kitchen, rain being muffled by the windows. Your lip trembled, being utterly frustrated. It’s not like you even did anything with the guy, you just wanted to make him jealous – get back at him for inviting that girl over.
Satoru noticed your pout, sighing through his nose as all previous anger faded. “Baby.”
“Don’t call me that.”
“Why not?” He closed in, cupping your cheek in his warm hand. “You love it when I use sweet names on you.”
You pulled away from his touch, still pissed. “We’re just roommates, that’s why.” That certainly got him to raise a brow, a slight tilt at his head as he took in your words. “Just roommates? Am I not your best friend? Am I not the one that makes you feel good?”
Your breath hitched, knowing what he was referring to.
You had come home stressed about some class and it didn’t help that it was ovulation week as well, making you all pent up. Thankfully, Satoru didn’t mind helping you out on the very counter he was leaning against. “What was your goal when you brought him over? To make me jealous? Get your pay back?”
Well, yes.
But you were not going to admit that so easily.
“If I hadn’t made it clear enough, sweets, you’re the only girl I want. Why would I be stupid to put my dick inside someone who isn’t you?” His vulgar words strike again at your inner core, forcing your thighs to clench.
“Satoru..” Your cheeks heated up.
“I’m going to ask you again, and you’re going to answer honestly. Are we just roommates?”
Of course not. Roommates don’t just allow the other to ride them like rabbits in heat the way you were doing right now. Your clothes were discarded on the floor, shaky hands rubbing up and down his abs all while he watched.
A smirk was lifting at his lips, enjoying the way you struggled to do all of the work. He wanted to touch your tits, give them the little kisses they deserved. But hearing you beg for his touch was far better.
“Please– I said I was s-sorry..” Your apologies fell upon deaf ears. This was your punishment after all. You could barely register your own pleas as his tip grazed your puffy folds. “You’re going to ride me and I’m not going to help for shit.”
And he kept his word because he hasn’t done anything more than letting out the occasional grunt. It was genuinely pissing you off.
“Please,” You tried again, leaving sloppy but sweet kisses on his lips that he didn't reciprocate. Not even when you picked up your pace or slowed it down did he react.
Nothing was working.
Not until he saw you begin to sob, hiding your pretty face in his neck did he soften up. “Hey, hey.. It’s okay, sweet girl. I forgive you, you did so good, took your punishment like the good girl you are. Don’t cry, you’re making me feel bad.” His expression softened, large hand rubbing the small of your back as he coo’ed in your ear at your hiccups.
You sniffled, chasing your nearing orgasm now that he praised you. “Am gonna cum..” You gasped, clawing at his back. Satoru fully wrapped his arms around you, bouncing you harshly on his lap. “Go ahead.”
White dots filled your sight when you spilled on his dick, legs trembling. He followed soon after, releasing deep in you. “Good job, baby. Don’t you ever think that shit again. I don’t want anyone but you, and it’s time to realize that.”
You nodded, placing your lips on his, finally receiving the kiss you needed.
