shitposter extreme

cheesus save us

[teenytinyfrog-deactivated201904]

:)!

[heroallmight]

@nursea

[silent-pirate-hunter]

Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday

The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the dog and asking for the dogs name (it was Blanket btw) and trying to promise to be quieter and not swear for the dogs sake before realizing he couldn’t do that since his whole show revolves around loud noises.

He then struts across the stage to the the other front section and says they aren’t as fun because they don’t have a dog only for a girl in the fourth row to tell him that they did. He froze asked where in a really quiet voice and she pointed to the couple in front of her that low and behold had a Golden at their side named Horton.

He kept going back to the dogs every third joke or so and told us after seeing Horton and Blanket he seriously thought of having a Dogs only show sometime.

[arteacactus]

what a gift to mankind

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Nevaeh now wears a scarf to cover several bald spots and her singed hair. She was left with first-degree burns, but it could have been worse according to Tanya Robinson, Nevaeh’s mother.

“The doctor told me her hairstyle saved her life,” Tanya recalled. “Had it been different, she might not be here.”

This isn’t the first time Nevaeh has experienced bullying. Two years ago, another student broke her thumb.

I’m walking into that school like

Hate crime. It should qualify as one.

[hundondestiny]

Nevaeh is thirteen years old. This happened at Gompers School in the Philadelphia School District. The school district has not issued any comment, but y'all can make yours:

Samuel Gompers School

Address: 5701 Wynnefield Ave, Philadelphia, PA 19131

District: The School District of Philadelphia

Phone: [phone]

The School District of Philadelphia

Address:  440 N Broad St, Philadelphia, PA 19130

Phone: [phone]

[betthearm]

This happened October 25, 2018. This isn’t some random post that won’t die. It’s happening now. Call. Demand accountability and this be treated as a hate crime.

[theconquestofcornbread-blog]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[linctavia]

Congratulations. It’s a New Year. You have survived a whole year. 365 days. 8,760 hours. 525,600 minutes. Even those times when you felt like you couldn’t survive. Even those times when you were convinced you couldn’t make it another second. You did it. And you can do it all again. This new year is a chance. It’s a chance for you to be better, to be happier. Even if your year was amazing, your new one can be better. Close your eyes and take a deep breath. Enjoy the feeling of a new chance. You can do this.

May 2019 bring everyone happiness, love, success, hope, acceptance, and everything a person could want.

[pussylipgloss]

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread

[bookporn]

I’m still laughing with mine XD

via Drunk Austen on Facebook

[basic-banshee]

Honour Roll, Planets, and Other Things That Nearly Killed Me.

[alternianclockwork]

Love, Liberty, and Other Unspeakable Evils

[brymittens666]

Honor Roll, Totalitarian Regimes, and Other Steps To Madness

[brymittens666]

Can anyone tell me if my account still shows up/if I still have my profile pic?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I love Smash! It’s such a fun PARTY game! :)

Competitive Smash Player Still Using a Gamecube Controller in 2018:

[eronthebender]

Listen I’m still pissed that Smash which started as a fun party brawling game got co-opted by a bunch of dick bag “git gud” assholes who literally took it and tried to turn it into every other fighting game out there.

I just wanna point out that all the “No items, stock only, no stage effects” crew all are complete trash at the game. They’re great at FIGHTING GAMES, but complete Garbage at Smash Bros. Because instead of trying to learn the game, learn to play around the items, learn which stages do what, they just turn it all off (when you first start the game all the items and stage effects are on and you can’t turn them off in any of the modes except multiplayer melee).

And then if you do wanna play with items they try to shame you and claim that you’re “ruining the game” or “cheating” because “you can’t win without using items.” Guess what asswipe the intention is to play with the items that’s why they’re their in the first place for free with the base game.

It’s not my fault you had to dumb down the game to succeed cause you don’t know how to use the fire flower or metal bunny ears correctly.

[servalias]

[thepigeongazette]

just calling it now

[thepigeongazette]

just calling it now

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

gay people be having badly painted black nail polish

[mycomputerthinksimgay]

[heliogoodbye]

Help, I’ve been double-attacked

[itsc]

[humunanunga]

Tumblr after 12/16/18:

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.

[fenkko]

midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother

[brymittens666]

Tumblr removed all my art 🙃

It's not like anyone saw it anyway. Give me my nips back