Heliogoodbye

Haley Aurora // 43-year-old transfem tomboy in Nashville // NB/Queer as hell (they/them, she/her) // "Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! But everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay."

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[parkchanwoohoo]

I got this beverage at Dunkin Donuts called a "dirty soda" which is coffee milk mixed with pepsi. I can't really say whether it's good or bad. I have a very dysfunctional relationship with food, not in the sense most people mean it but in that I have scorching ADHD and also I have been in so many auto collisions that apparently there was some minor damage to the back of my nose as a result of repeated whiplash, affecting my ability to taste the nuances in a lot of foods. As a result sometimes I'll try something new and I'll be like, that sure is a Flavor, though it is impossible to tell whether it is Good or Bad. I'm kind of there right now. Impossible to tell whether it's Good or Bad. 

I do however know that for whatever reason, each sip reminds me of when I was, I want to say, sixteen? And I accidentally shocked myself while plugging in a hair dryer after a shower. Still not sure how it happened, I was careful to grab the brick (I am generally conscientious of the possibility of being electrocuted due to a childhood field trip to Underwriters Laboratories in Northbrook, IL) but I suppose a single drop of water connected me and the prongs of the plug because the next thing I knew I was screaming and my fingers were numb and tingly at once, and for whatever reason the Dunkin' Dirty Soda reminds me of this happening to me

[parkchanwoohoo]

Waht the fuck is "pilk"

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[selkiewizard]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

[erinbowbooks]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[windup-angel]

the norfolk & western j class #611

[deckervsdracula]

this show is a fucking youtube poop made in the 60s

[foone]

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:

1. Do not do age verification.

2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[guessinggames-deactivated-2026-0]

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

[hagenlastkiss]

Kim Gordon - Sonic Youth

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

[3liza]

i dont think KNow Your Meme gets enough credit for how seriously they archive information. i use them as a historical research source constantly. i personally have never found any false information on their site, im sure they make mistakes and i just havent personally seen any because i havent happened to be well-versed in the particular event where the error was made, but the format of their research is extremely citation-heavy. this has been especially true of how they link to tumblr posts that originated memes etc. no one else is keeping track of this information in this way

[heliogoodbye]

Thank you, @continuants!

[dankxsinatra]

[thesapphictwink]

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

[misheancolchester]

[kinardstits]

[silent-november]

garden district, 11.08.25

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[whatthehellisthis-world]

"theyfab" "theymab" how about I theystab you in the theychest