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All random shit, it's here. (20/English/frequent odd-sock wearer) Twitter: @BryonyChelsea Instagram: bryony_chelsea

[quietchanges]

we’re either gonna be the generation that revolts & saves the planet OR the elder gen of a post-apocalyptic society, so like, either way, suit tf up y’all we’re in for a wild ride

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

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[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[milkywhoreos]

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

[shiraglassman]

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

[demonladytakkuri]

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

[apocalypse-arising]

This reply made this post 101x better

[karmacharmeleon18]

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

[mcavoy]

[lanchpadmcquack-archive]

The B in IHOB stands for

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never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

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i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[toastbutteregg]

might be fake but honestly if this situation happens to me and its chris hemsworth coming then im not telling no one

hes mine

[trophybutch]

the gay language

[iconicpopstar]

don’t let katy perry see this

[c-bassmeow]

[neilcicierega]

amazing

[bryonycloud]

is this true

[thebootydiaries]

of course it’s true it literally says it right there??

[toastbutteregg]

don’t question the facts

[princesstigerbelle]

😂😂😂

[yourbabies-thenmine]

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

[rainekitty]

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

[teethfactory-blog]

but if your cabbage overhears fron the other room, you got the same problem

oh what to do, oh what to do…

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[kingpinnn]

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[depsidase]