theyre doing WHAT to the pines?
oh so that was intentional huh
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theyre doing WHAT to the pines?
oh so that was intentional huh
theyre doing WHAT to the pines?
MJ: And I will say- maybe this is a good note to end on. When we started Nirvana the Band, it was the three of us. And I cannot, it's going to be difficult for me to explain how meaningless and unpopular it was. And we made it for three years. And it's all we did, all we did was make that stupid show and it ended somewhat acrimoniously and we never got anything out of it. It was only a couple people in Toronto who even knew what it was and we loved it and maybe a hundred people, uh realistically, maybe a thousand people worldwide saw it and liked it. And if you have an idea for something that you want to do and you're like, ah, nobody likes this, this sucks, you never know. Because, I really do mean it, we thought we had failed. Really. And it was years later that we got the chance to make the TV show, and if we're being honest even that was a failure. Like, we loved it, and we know the people here loved that show, but, like, nobody cared. It was only with this very homogenized, G-rated movie that we've made that now people are paying attention. And so, take that for yourselves and your own fruitless, ridiculous dreams that you're like, "Well, everybody hates this, I'm a moron." You don't know. Maybe a time machine at one point will bring new relevance to this stuff you're wasting your time with now. Thank you everybody. Goodnight. Goodbye.
ok everybody, raise your hand if you were NOT created in someone else's twisted image
*some hands go up*
come on guys i shouldn't be seeing any hands up we went over this last week
"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s
drawing some tooth rotting time travel lately
i think about this tweet a lot
matt johnson is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks repressed and sublimated homosexuality is a more compelling artistic choice. jay mccarrol is bisexual but not acting on it because he thinks he grew out of it when he stopped wearing metrosexual cardigans
Reminds me of an excellent point my buddy made about Jay
fuck 'em all but us
throwback to this discord message i sent to my friends after i watched ntbtstm for the first time in theatres
they’re a great fit for a forcefem fetish scenario not because either of them are particularly effeminate (they aren’t) but because they would both think being treated like a woman is degrading
yall remember one bad gloop? you guys used to love doing what i yoinky.
I've got palpable brainworms, so here's some fanart from the opening scene of Equilateral by @lorelilly. Highly recommended read <3
Been thinking about this art again lately. This was the first time anyone sent me art based on one of my fics, and not only was I blown away by the fact that someone was inspired to even create art in the first place because of something I wrote, but then to have it be THIS beautiful? Totally insane.
Thank you again @yourfatherjustinmcelroy. You’re so crazy talented. I wanna hug this picture every time I look at it. <3
My goat lorelilly!!! You will not find a better smosh fic writer on this beautiful planet i guarantee you 🔥🔥🔥
when i put the rpf goggles on i dream of a world where matt and luca are left to their own devices at some event and commiserate over their respective unachievable best boy friends but when i take the goggles off i reconcile with the fact they would rather maul each other to death
luca very nervously approaching matt like hey man um weird question but basically i was wondering if you had any advice for getting over a crush you know isnt gonna work out because haha you know *gestures* you know your whole *waves*thing with jay and like haha yeah And matt (believes he is the most heterosexual morrissey fan to ever live) is like The what and then they both stand in silence for a good thirty seconds while temporin starts leaking out of Matt's ears
this is also where they differ the most because while luca reluctantly made peace with the idea of being bisexual some time ago he has done nothing with it meanwhile matt lost his virginity to jay and still believes he's fully capable of living as a straight man with no feelings about the situation whatsoever
According to the CDC, in 10 percent of those drownings, the adult will actually watch the child do it, having no idea it is happening. Drowning does not look like drowning—Dr. Pia, in an article in the Coast Guard’s On Scene magazine, described the Instinctive Drowning Response like this:
“Except in rare circumstances, drowning people are physiologically unable to call out for help. The respiratory system was designed for breathing. Speech is the secondary or overlaid function. Breathing must be fulfilled before speech occurs.
Drowning people’s mouths alternately sink below and reappear above the surface of the water. The mouths of drowning people are not above the surface of the water long enough for them to exhale, inhale, and call out for help. When the drowning people’s mouths are above the surface, they exhale and inhale quickly as their mouths start to sink below the surface of the water.
Drowning people cannot wave for help. Nature instinctively forces them to extend their arms laterally and press down on the water’s surface. Pressing down on the surface of the water permits drowning people to leverage their bodies so they can lift their mouths out of the water to breathe.
Throughout the Instinctive Drowning Response, drowning people cannot voluntarily control their arm movements. Physiologically, drowning people who are struggling on the surface of the water cannot stop drowning and perform voluntary movements such as waving for help, moving toward a rescuer, or reaching out for a piece of rescue equipment.
From beginning to end of the Instinctive Drowning Response people’s bodies remain upright in the water, with no evidence of a supporting kick. Unless rescued by a trained lifeguard, these drowning people can only struggle on the surface of the water from 20 to 60 seconds before submersion occurs.”
This doesn’t mean that a person that is yelling for help and thrashing isn’t in real trouble—they are experiencing aquatic distress. Not always present before the Instinctive Drowning Response, aquatic distress doesn’t last long—but unlike true drowning, these victims can still assist in their own rescue. They can grab lifelines, throw rings, etc.
Look for these other signs of drowning when persons are in the water:
Head low in the water, mouth at water level
Head tilted back with mouth open
Eyes glassy and empty, unable to focus
Eyes closed
Hair over forehead or eyes
Not using legs—vertical
Hyperventilating or gasping
Trying to swim in a particular direction but not making headway
Trying to roll over on the back
Appear to be climbing an invisible ladder
So if a crew member falls overboard and everything looks OK—don’t be too sure. Sometimes the most common indication that someone is drowning is that they don’t look like they’re drowning. They may just look like they are treading water and looking up at the deck. One way to be sure? Ask them, “Are you all right?” If they can answer at all—they probably are. If they return a blank stare, you may have less than 30 seconds to get to them. And parents—children playing in the water make noise. When they get quiet, you get to them and find out why.
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Can I just say thank you to OP for putting such a detailed description on this?
I’ve been a lifeguard for 6 years now and of all the saves I’ve done, maybe two or three had people drowning in the stereotypical thrashing style. And even those, like the save I made last weekend, it was exactly like OP describes where the person’s head is going in and out of the water but it isn’t long enough to get any air. Mostly you recognize drowning by the look on someone’s face. If someone looks wide eyed and terrified or confused, chances are they’re drowning. That look of “oh shit” is pretty easily recognizable. And even if you can’t tell for sure: GO AFTER THEM ANYWAY. I’ve done “saves” where a kid was pretending to drown and I mistook it for real drowning, but that’s preferable to a kid ACTUALLY drowning.
Also please remember that even strong swimmers can drown if they have a medical emergency, get cramps, or get too tired. If your friend knows how to swim but they’re acting funny get them to land. And even if someone can respond when you ask them if they need help, if they say they do need help? GO HELP THEM.
However . If the victim is a stranger, I can’t recommend trying to get them. Lifeguards literally train to escape “attacks,” because people who are drowning can freak the fuck out and grab you and make YOU drown as well. If you do go in after someone, take hold of them from the back and talk to them the whole time. IF YOU ARE GRABBED: duck down into the water as low as you can get. The person is panicking and won’t want to go under water and should release you. Shove up at their hands and push them away from you as you duck under. Don’t die trying to save someone else.
Please guys, read and memorize this post. Not all places have lifeguards. Being able to recognize drowning is such an important skill to have and you can save someone’s life.
Just incase!
In a water park once, I was suddenly grabbed by a child and he dragged me under the water without warning. I was going to get angry with him when I resurfaced because I thought he was being an ass, until I looked at him go back in and out hyperventilating the entire time. I grabbed him under his arms and began trying to drag him out while screaming for the lifeguard.
When the lifeguard got us both out, a woman came running down and accused me of harming him and said he had been completely fine in the water. That there was no reason to drag him out of there. The lifeguard had to explain to her that her son had been drowning, to which her response was to say that she didn’t hear him call for help.
People seriously need to learn the signs.
http://spotthedrowningchild.com/ really demonstrates how easy it is to miss drowning
IM CRYINGGG luca was really just saying whatever huh. this was in response to a post asking ppls origin stories for getting into ntb
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