i think it’s kinda funny how the widespread fanon interp i’ve seen is that carmy is supposed to be some secret sex god or is at least somewhat competent in bed with a woman but richie is always a sexless loser who can’t talk to women. like he is one but in canon carmy is virgincoded and has spent the past 10 years of his life trying to overcome his emotional dependency on his brother through fine dining meanwhile richie was in a relationship long enough to bag a wife and have a kid so idk what i’m supposed to tell you guys
carmy: while you were having raw sex i was studying the blade













