Name is Sam I Am

Most of my stuff is newsfeed and just reblogs, hope we get along. Please feel free to ask me anything.

[deerest-molly]

[the-stray-liger]

on the plus side we’ll always have jenna marbles

[arrowoceanhell]

[marciaillust]

There’s only one thing worse than coming up with names for your ocs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,it’s coming up with their surnames

[mechanicalriddle]

dude have i got the thing for you

[onlyawfulrpgideas]

I don’t know how these are being generated but they are so, so good

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[wolpaw]

When the last human is finally destroyed

[wicked-trousers-deactivated2019]

those are some killer moves!

[ramen-hamster]

i dont like how it looked back at me while it was shaking its ass

[theanishimori]

imagine Humans sending this on exploratory probes of distant planets and extraterrestrials making contact with this as their first introduction to our species

[memescomedy]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[spongebobaesthetic]

Text stills in Spongebob Squarepants season 3, episode 50b: Krusty Krab Training Video

[krabby-kronicle]

[thewomenandthechildren]

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

[trustmeidontknowwhatimdoing]

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

[weirdness-is-good]

[doodlesfromthebird]

Mermista from She-Ra: PoP  I fear and respect her powerful 90s “talk-to-the-hand” rude older sister figure energy

[hotvampireadjacent]

source

Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of spongebob has passed away.

[toastbutteregg]

i didnt know im a bad listener till i saw this

[reactionfaces]

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Same energy

[thehellspawnhero-deactivated202]

[devselia]

A childhood hero is gone, and I’m left feeling pretty devastated. I used to be obsessed with this show when I was a kid. In a way, I still am. To this day, I’m always quoting or referencing the show with friends or family. It left a big impact on me, on a lot of people. You were a passionate, funny and intelligent person, and you shared a piece of yourself with the world. With generations of kids, and nostalgic adults, we all loved it. Thank you, Stephen Hillenburg, we miss you.

[brocsocks-deactivated20200317]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[monzterzack]

This is Erasure of all the actual star wars Vader porn that exist and I WILL NOT HAVE IT