Just a crazy fish lady living her best life

24f/she/her/Likes fish/Lives with too many pets

[sailorbrazil]

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

[thejohncarver]

[catchymemes]

[autisticexpression]

She’s too good at this

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[jaubaius]

“Please don’t tell mom”🔊🎤sound on

Source

[yambda]

[that-house]

$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

[ruinedchildhood]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Jfc

[escuerzoresucitado]

[memewhore]

[stimming-sim-silica]

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The choice of music was all but inevitable.

[assiraphales]

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

Elmo commits murder

[zum1udontno]

Elmo off the shits

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[greelin]

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

[bakwaaas]

I love tumblr bc i can be so pathetic and annoying on here and it’s fine

[zizelle]

ilove homosexuals i  love bisexuals  i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

[plum-soup]

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

[powerburial]

old guys say the coolest shit like “boy if I have another one of these peanut butter cookies theyre gonna have to lock me up and throw away the key”

[fleshdyke]

i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn

[florshedworf]

[bellybuttonblue2]