Awkward Tales of Interest @bubbleboylimetree - Tumblr Blog

no-more-dead-dogs

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

luntfontanne

damn he really is an all-time poster

rbrownillustration

Brothers of Gondor.

“Remember this day, little brother. “

brawltogethernow

prokopetz

Daily affirmations:

What is this place?

What manner of creature are you?

What sorcery is this?

fuzzytheduck

who goes there?

who sent you?

who dares disturb my slumber?

queenbruv

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

greenbloods

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

aspiringsorceress

evilscientist3

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

studentofetherium

i'm not normally one to make jokes about dialect or accent. but the way that British people pronounce "lieutenant" feels like an in-joke i'm not privy to

aokozaki

Aww, you're feeling lieut out?

kaijuno

Idk if this is just my Sickly Kid Aesthetic coming though but that bubblegum flavored amoxicillin fucking slapped

kaijuno

6yo me was Off the shits on this

catasters

hikikomoricomplex

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

hikikomoricomplex

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????