Alpaca My Things And Leave

we all have a story to tell, whether we whisper or yell.

[kovvic]

[tashabilities]

Misogyny. Meanwhile, where’s OUR app to tell us how many women they’ve slept with, how many kids they got and don’t take care of, or how many women they’ve left sexually frustrated?

[alexbelvocal]

Please and thank you

[patti-so-moist]

Or how many women they’ve assaulted, slandered, lead on for sex.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

men LOVE to talk shit about women who are sexually active, while feeling like GODS for sleeping with as many women as possible 

if you think a woman is spoiled after being touched, maybe you should take a look at your own damn hands

[barrel-x-rider]

Maybe if they had an app like this, they’d be able to actually find the damn clit

[pardonmewhileipanic]

[h0use-0f-h0ney]

MAYBE IF THEY HAD AN APP LIKE THIS THEYD BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY FIND THE DAMN CLIT I CANT BREATHE

[gustophersola]

Why do we gotta even change presidents??? Ya know……Obama’s pretty cool,,he can just stay it’s cool please don’t leave us we’re all going to die

[bubblebxttslut]

Me: *makes a reference only I get and laughs hysterically bc I see what I did there*

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[roseroyalty-moving]

A person, singing: “Two broooos, chillin’ in the hot tuuub 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay!”

[kingjaffejoffer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t get offered drugs as often as D.A.R.E. told me I would.

[honeykissedtea]

cute date idea: take me to a lavender field in france

[jeeno2]

(x)

I will miss this family so much.

[boredpanda]

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Dogs.

[isei-silva]

Majestic creatures.

[tequilaquinn]

[isnt]

It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

[iamthebestby2ne1]

Anyone else love minding their own business

[nahel-argama-deactivated2016051]

no

[xanny]

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i dont trust boys that dont post about their gfs. why dont u value her

[qumi]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via rhynoplaz)