Not Your Bitch

let me be dead in peace

[bubblegum-bosmer]

does anyone who lives in scotland or the uk wanna house me for 6 months just so i can get out of the states for a while because jfc

[bubblegum-bosmer]

i should make a series/sideblog titled “i don’t get paid to hear this” about all the unhinged shit i’ve heard come out of people’s mouths while i’m at work

[bubblegum-bosmer]

you cannot convince me that luciana and varuni aren’t gay for each other sorry

[bubblegum-bosmer]

that one line bastille sings, “but we ran our course; we pretended we’re okay; now if we jump together, at least we can swim far away from the wreck we made” is hitting me too hard rn and i really need to stop sadblogging and go tf to bed

[serra]

“i can’t seem to let myself leave you

but i can’t breathe anymore”

[bubblegum-bosmer]

recent selfies of me feelin myself since the breakup

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— the last fridge poem i made before i left our home forever

[bubblegum-bosmer]

ichigo was fused with a hollow named white, which is what helped him grow to be immensely powerful

so i guess you could say… he had… white privilege

[bubblegum-bosmer]

i’m so sick of ppl trying to convince me that i’m not fine as fuck

[bubblegum-bosmer]

I can’t even watch cartoons anymore without relating with the adults a lot more than I relate with the kids, like 5 minutes into the first episode of Lilo & Stitch: The Series, Nani gets called into work and she tells her boss “but sir, it’s my day off” and her boss goes “you like your job, don’t you?”

Disney, I come to you for comfort, not to be reminded of why I hate capitalism.

[esterexpositio]

SHREK 2 (2004)

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

[steampunk-llama]

In the second gifset you can even see the bag underneath the armour so yeah its v much planted

[demenshah]

[bubblegum-bosmer]

if i joined the bloodborne rp community would somebody let me marry eileen lmao

[ayemcantkillthisclockwork-deact]

Mehrunes Dagon invaded Tamriel after Sotha Sil died because he knew if he even dared try when he was still around Seht would have kicked his ass into next week siri hit send.

[bubblegum-bosmer]

me, 👀 @ the Gates of Oblivion arc in eso: this post did not age well lmao

[ayemcantkillthisclockwork-deact]

so it seems mehrunes dagon grew some balls while sil’s back was turned

[bubblegum-bosmer]

3 years later and i’m still salty about how dirty they did the black order in the mcu

[vignetting]

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

[bubblegum-bosmer]

I lowkey just want Eileen the crow to be my wife; no, I don’t take criticism.

Some people be out here like “lol I killed her for funsies” and I’m like “wHY” 🥺😔 she’s old and tired and sweet and I just wanna take care of her even though she does just fine as a strong independent badass. 💕

Please let me take a stroll with my crow wife around town and lay a mountain of corpses at her feet as tribute, FromSoft, I beg thee.

[bubblegum-bosmer]

i got trashed later that night after making this post and then the next morning my bf told me that i had legit started crying because i couldn’t marry Eileen. i believe it

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