I don't in any way, shape, or form support Hitler

Yikes.

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[theweirdwideweb]

[blossomeboy]

Country boys make do…

[foxydunsparce]

Aztec clay mask pulsating dying but still eating garlic bread

[dwps-deactivated20210614]

this looks like it activates a russian sleeper agent

[schnedwob]

Th-Th-The, Th-Th-The, Th-Th... That's pussy, babes!

[mcavoy]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

you don’t like have to sleep…

why y’all succumbing to big mattress propaganda like this?

[kisshugger-deactivated20171213]

big mattress soft

[hotvampireadjacent]

better than succumbing to the grain

[jontheredrc]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

if there’s something you need to tell me tell me now

[mahboi]

whoppy machine fixed

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

we’re back in business everyone

[supergameboytwo]

business machine broke

[witchymarisa]

Visit Original Link

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[remembertodrinklotsofwater]

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

[kirbymongerr]

If I was scrolling faster I would’ve entirely blown this off as an aesthetic post and moved on

[coolbrad]

that’s [redacted], babe!

[aawesomepenguin]

[youaremyeverlovin]

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

[vodcar]

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

[slimetony]

I just got signed to the chicago cubs

[slimetony]

I walked in with a baseball bat and they gave me a job

[g4brielrey3s-deactivated2017120]

well i just don’t think this is true

[slimetony]

I took a sip from the world cup

[slimetony]

sorry i meant the world series

[dinuguan]

[spiritestssss-deactivated201407]

“you’re an adult now”

[smoothierox]

“you need to choose a career”

[kingkitsu-deactivated20170703]

“you need to make your own doctor’s appointment”

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

“your meat is huge and you look good as hell”

[neverthere12345]

[prostylgel]

Awe he gave him a thumbs down