"My name is Derpy Hooves I'm 30 year old female Pegasus from Ponyville and I love baking muffins and watch a lot of anime." Deanna,Female, 30 years old. I make NSFW audio for women
Your peaceful slumber is disturbed by the creak of the front door opening. You pick your head up from the comfy pillow with great difficulty and rub your eyes as you call out "Mike?". He walks into the bedroom, his figure blurry as you open your eyes. "Morning Love, did i wake you?" "Its too early!" You whine, causing him to let out an apologetic chuckle. "Sorry about that, love." Michael was holding a bandage to his left arm in an attempt to hide it from you. You notice something wrong immediately and switch on the light. "Mike,.. you're hurt" He brought his arm into view. "Nothing serious, just foxy" "Just Foxy??" You sit up, wobbling your way to him still sleepy. "Careful there, love"
"Show me.. did you get it disinfected?" He nods "yeah" "God, what if you get Tetanus?" He shakes his head and replied. "I got vaccinated before, should last a few more years" Part of him is so touched by how much you fussed over him. He smiles affectionately his hand finding your shoulder. "Lets get some sleep, yeah?" You frowned at him. "I hate it when you get hurt, Mike.." He pulls you closer. "I know, love but I've had worse injuries before" your frown deepens. Michael finds it kind of cute. "That doesn't make me any less worried!"
He moves his fingers to your lips, gently coaxing a smile out of you. "I'll be more careful next time." You hold his arm gently and ask. "Can I see it?" He hesitates but eventually reveals the red clawed at skin beneath the bandage.
The red line marring his arm makes you feel uneasy with worry. He covers it back up. "Foxy is still my favorite though." You laugh, playfully scolding him. "That's what you've got to say for yourself?" As you walk away, he tugs at your arm and pulls you into a hug. You try to stay mad at him, despite the warmth radiating from your cheeks. "I'm still mad at you for getting yourself hurt." You pout. "I love you too darling~" He responds pulling back to press a kiss on your warm cheek.
The picture is a screen shot from a video by rawsnub on Youtube.
NSFW - â¤ď¸
SFW - đ
Fluff - đŠˇ
Hurt/Comfort/angst - đŠľ
Slice of life - đ
One shots - SFW
Donor dad - đđ
When Herm was young and broke, he donated his sperm for some extra cash. And you have a daughter, about the right age. Roberts starts connecting some dots.
Period - đđŠľđŠˇ
You get your period at work and Herm is there to help you get through it.
(Mentions of vomiting, mentions of period blood)
Nervous hands - đđ
Herm has nervous hands and if they aren't grabbing something, they're a hazard to everyone's health.
(Boob groping, non-sexual but suggestive)
Slip - đđđŠˇ
You love a bit of craft and Herm wishes he could join in but his powers tend to ruin everything. That's until you try pottery.
Down by the river - đđ
You love camping. Herm...tolerates it, for you. But skinny dipping might just bring him around.
(Slightly suggestive, Skinny dipping, semi public)
Creeps - đđđŠˇ
A dude keeps hitting on you at the bar. But Herm is tall and kind of scary looking. And men only respect men anyway. It couldn't hurt to hold his hand and pretend for a bit.
Day 4 of Herm-ruary 2026
One shots - NSFW
Lipstick stains - â¤ď¸
Herm is always a good test subject for waterproof lipstick.
Based on art by @kissthem-forme
(Semi public, body worship, clothes stay on)
First time - â¤ď¸
Herm is a bit of a virgin when it comes to these kind of things. So you help him, teach him how to make you feel good.
(Fingering F!Receiving, Herm is a munch, squirting)
Sister - â¤ď¸
You're Flambae sister. Only Herm doesn't know. And he probably should, I mean, you have been hooking up after all.
(Semi public, Fingering F!Receiving, Blow jobs, PV sex)
Sub space - â¤ď¸
You a sub, but Herm is so nervous that you end up taking control anyway because making him feel so good is worth it. Until he figures it out. And now he has to test the theory.
(PV Sex, Sub Reader, finger sucking, choking)
Kiss me boy - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Herm cums way to fast when he kisses you. Its not a bad thing, but you would like him to last just that bit longer, feel you just that bit more.
(Soft Dom Reader, PV Sex, edging, creampies)
Bloom - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Plant powers meets water powers. Also you're insecure about your small boobs.
(Boob play/worship, humping)
Starlight - â¤ď¸
Some stars, a bottle of wine and Herm in the back of your car. Not bad for a first date.
(Mentions of drinking, PV sex, multiple loads, facials, semi public, humping)
Werewolf - â¤ď¸
Its not quite a full moon yet, and you don't have a pack. But you do have Herm.
(Sub Herm, Dom Reader, Collars, Puppy play, Herm is a munch, Semi public)
Laundry day - â¤ď¸
Its laundry day and all you have left is the misseltoe underwear
Day 1 of Wetmas 2026
(Herm is a munch)
Photoshoot - â¤ď¸đŠˇđ
You need to take a photo for the holiday cards.
(Body worship, praise kink, soft dom reader, humping)
Tail - â¤ď¸đ
Mal has to teach Herm that grabbing your tail basically means you're married.
(Semi public, biting)
Comfort - â¤ď¸đđŠˇ
The party was loud and exhausting and, thankfully, over. Sitting in herms lap and on his...its really comforting.
(Public, caught in the act, PV sex, cock warming, finger sucking, mild somophillia)
Be good - â¤ď¸
He's just so desperate. And you underwear is in the way.
(Humping, Sub Herm, Soft Dom Reader, Edging, praise kink)
Long day -â¤ď¸đŠˇđŠľ (MTF!Reader)
The days was so long and so draining, you just want to go non-verbal and have a shower. Preferably with Herm.
(Trans reader, shower sex, handjobs, humping)
Only wets - â¤ď¸
Herm has an only fans, and you're a perv. He only started it to pay off college but now he's so in debt not even his job as SDN can't pay him out of it.
(Masturbation, sex work, soulmate AU)
Tangled - â¤ď¸đŠˇđ
Your hair gets tangled, and Herm helps brush it out. Afterall, he was the one that knotted it up.
(PV Sex, back shots, hair pulling, overstimulation)
Bountiful - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Herm accidently calls you mummy after seeing boobs in real life for the first time.
Day 13 of Herm-ruary 2026
(Mommy kink, Boob worship, Humping, masturbation)
Drunk on you - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Herm gets so pussy drunk you can't walk after. He mostly worried, but also a little proud.
Day 5 of Herm-ruary 2026
(Herm is a much, Hair pulling, Overstimulation, multiple orgasms)
Unsatisfied - â¤ď¸đŠľđŠˇ
You don't cum. And that's fine, it wont happen every time. But service top Herm is struggling a bit with that fact.
Day 3 of Herm-ruary 2026
(Aftercare, after sex descriptions, PV sex, condoms)
Hay fever - â¤ď¸đŠˇđ
You have hay fever and sneeze on it. Herm kind of likes it.
Day 2 of Herm-ruary 2026
(PV sex)
Overworked - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
You're overworking yourself, researching for your PhD. And Herm...well, Herm just wants you to relax.
Prompt 15 of much-March 2026
(Herm is a munch, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, fingering, domestic bliss)
Sloppy - â¤ď¸
You've had his fingers inside you, but never his lips on yours. And you are going to find out why.
Prompt 16 of Munch-March 2026
(Warnings: Fingering F!Receiving, Herm is a munch, a lot of spit)
Pins and needles - â¤ď¸đ
In the heat of the moment, Herm rips something. And now he's on the end of the bed sewing it back up for you. It would be sweet, if not for the giant boner in the room.
Prompt 2 of Munch-March 2026
(Grinding, naked-ness, smut but not smutty, clothes on kind of)
Brain melt - â¤ď¸đŠľ
You're always in charge at work. But something about Herm just makes your brain melt, desperate and needy and all his. No longer in control.
(Cock drunk, sub reader, soft dom herm, praise, pv sex, finger sucking, cum shots, aftercare)
Booktok - â¤ď¸
Robert finds a book in your apartment and decides it might be fun to read it out loud.
(Smutty books, fingering, minor edging, mild dom robert, mild bratty reader)
Fastest fingers in the west - â¤ď¸ (Chase x Reader)
Chase just wants to celebrate joining the Brave Brigade and finally becoming a superhero. And it doesn't hurt that you get to join in on the celebrations. Or maybe it does.
(Fingering, PV sex, squirting, Young Chase is a little shit)
Encouragement- â¤ď¸ (Waterboy x Robert x Reader)
You really did expect him to laugh it off. To scoff and roll his eyes. Think it was a joke and brush it aside. Maybe even remind you he's straight and he's not comfortable with all that. But he didn't. And now...well, now you're stuck in the middle quite literally.
(Threesomes, sub reader, sub Herm, dom Robert, Herm is a munch, Robert had ED, PV sex, finger sucking, messy make outs)
Prompt 3 of Dispatching Pride
Sundress - â¤ď¸
You bought a new dress, waiting for Herm to come home and see it. Only he was late. And it was raining. You couldn't help how heavy your eyes got.
(Presenting/mild exposure, very mild somophilia elements, fingering, Herm is a munch, reverse cowgirl, clothed sex, mild cum play)
Prompt 4 of Wet July
Series - Ongoing
Strip - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Part 1 | Part 2
Victor pays for Herms lap dance. He's clearly uncomfortable so you give the guy a break, go easy and have a chat. Now he wants you in the phoenix program because you would make as good of a hero as you do a stripper.
(Lap dances, sex live streams, masturbation)
Strange men in bars - â¤ď¸đŠˇ (Robert x reader)
Part 1
You dont do one night stands. Only you did. And now, just maybe, you'd like it to extend past one night.
(PV Sex, fingering F!Receiving, Robert is a munch, safe sex)
Series - Complete
Messy - â¤ď¸đŠľđŠˇ
Part 1 | Part 2
You like pushing Herm to his limits. And he always cleans up his messes
(Dom reader, Dom Herm, multiple loads, PV sex, cum play, Herm is a munch, rough sex, semi public, caught after the act, aftercare)
Rumours - â¤ď¸đ
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
It started out as some steamy gossip amongst the Z-Team. But now...now they're starting to think there might actually be something going on between you and Herm.
(Semi public, caught in the act, handjobs, spit swapping)
Wet Dreams - â¤ď¸đŠľđŠˇ
Part 1 & 2 | Part 3 & 4 | Part 5 | Part 6
Herm has a wet dream. Then you have one. And now things are messy and weird and you just want to get back to where you were before.
(Wet dreams, Dom Herm, Sub Reader, PV Sex, Semi public, Caught in the act, mild humiliation, fingering F!Receiving, masturbation, humping, creampie)
Hold it - â¤ď¸đ
Part 1 & 2 & 3 | Part 4
Piss kink. That's it, that's the plot. All of the piss kinks, be aware. All. of. them.
(Semi public, Watersports, caught in the act, blow jobs, PV Sex)
Good girl - â¤ď¸đŠľđŠˇ
Part 1 | Part 2
Herms not very good at being a Dom, but he's trying. Because you asked him to.
(Dom Herm, Sub Reader, PV sex, Creampies, Dirty talk, Semi public, sex pollen, Herm bites, Herm is a much, rough sex, fingering F!Receiving, overstimulation, aftercare, belly swells)
Shy - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8
Just two awkward virgins trying to navigate this new sex thing.
(Watching porn, PV sex, mutual masturbation, Herm is a munch, face sitting, cock worship, hand jobs, facials, cum play, squirting, Fingering F!Receiving, nipple play, multiple orgasms, cock warming)
Kiss it better - â¤ď¸đŠľ
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
Herm has a boo boo, so you kiss it better. He returns the favour with his new healing spit abilities.
(Hand kink, Herm in a munch, semi public, rough sex, aftercare)
Dancing in the Moonlight - â¤ď¸đŠˇđŠľ
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Epilogue
You catch him one night dancing with his mop. Then he invitees you out for drinks with the team and well...now you have a video of him jerking off in your phone.
(Metal head Herm, Caught masturbating, Nudes/videos, masturbation, pillow humping, phone sex, fingering F!Receiving, Herm is a munch, Semi public, Wet dreams, blow jobs)
Unpredictable - â¤ď¸đŠľ
Part 1 | Part 2
You're still trying to get a hold of your powers. Training is helping, but everything's still a bit...unpredictable. Hence how you ended up here. Butt naked on the conference room table with Herm's full body weight on top of you and the z-team grinning like that cat that got the cream.
(PV sex, public sex, biting, teleporting powers, Herm is a munch, masturbating, safeword use, creampies, mild cockwarming)
Prompt 9 of Munch-March 2026
Pull me back to you - â¤ď¸
Part 1 | Part 2
You want to try something new with Herm. But it's a bit...degrading. And he's so polite and caring. But you never know if you never ask.
(Sub reader, soft dom Herm, doggy postion, fish hook fingers, soft praise, creampies, messy blow jobs, swallowing, facials, fingering)
Series - Orphaned/on pause
Mind control - â¤ď¸đŠˇ
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
You have telekinesis and use it to play with the cute new guy that has a bit of a crush on you.
(mind control touching, semi public, pillow humping, masturbation, hypnosis, hand jobs, blow jobs, sub Herm, overstimulation, bondage, cock worship)
âMaybe he wonât get mad.â Victor thought to himself while sneaking into Stradeâs bedroom.
He realized the bed was empty and then remembered Strade has been busy editing in his room downstairs and is probably already asleep on the couch. He closed the door behind himself and laid under the covers. The bed is soft, warm and smells like him. He starts purring while falling asleep.
~đ
Nothing compared to a nap on the basement couch, lulled to sleep by the hum his PC. But he felt for something more comfortable tonightâŚ
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What was that bump on the bed that took up half the space!? Strade feigned to wonder before quietly slipping under the covers with Victor, stretching and groaning as he pulled his pet close.
this man is the very definition of âI will match your moodâ. I think heâs the most âgentleâ out of the entire group, especially when heâs conscious of his actions. He wonât push you too hard when youâre tired, but when youâre eager and horny? yeah heâs serving you like his queen.
âJinu!â you gasp, your cute thighs squeezing his head ever so harder. He offered a quick session before his concert, but heâs already made you cum more than six times by his fingers.
âYes, my love?â his lips grazed you clit, giving you soft kisses everywhere but where you wanted them. He was teasing you, making you too tired to walk back to being his manager. Your legs were draped over his shoulders, your back against the cold leather of the black sofa.
You moaned, feeling his tongue press flat against your wet pussy. The smell of sex filled the small room, where at any moment anyone could come in. You grab a fist of his hair, nearly gasping;
âIf you donât fuck me with that tongue, Iâll ride it myselfââ
A squeak escapes your lips as he grabs your legs, and moves you forward until his nose pokes at your little nub. His eyes narrow, and you feel his smile;
âI thought youâd never ask, Princess.â
Romance ! - the worshipper
this man is an absolute flirt and tease, but he loves you so much. he loves having you on his lap as he fucks your trembling pussy, but adores it more when he devours you. it just so happens he likes romantic baths with you and being your personal âmassagerâ.
âDo you like it when I press my fingers here, hm?â
The warm water of the tub swishes silently as you struggle to hold on to the edge. Rose petals litter the water and stick to your bare skin. Only a single kanzashi holds your soaked hair together, a gift by no one other than the man caressing your lower back and swiping your clit effortlessly.
Youâre practically arched on the edge of the tub. Your hands hold yourself up on the bottom wall as your ass pokes out of the tub, where Romance licks at your wet flesh.
âY-yeah,â you moan, feeling his tongue circle around your tight hole, âWhen are we g-gonna finish? I have to go to workââ
You yelp when he smacks your thigh, growling, âYour work can wait, for now,â he smiles, tension easing, âI think this spot here,â his tongue enters your pussy with a sudden slurp, his jaw practically gnawing at you.
He doesnât get to finish when you ask, âY-youâre not gonna eat me like this, right? Wait untilââ
Romance laughs, making your cunt flutter;
âOh, Iâm making sure youâre getting massaged inside out, baby.â
Mystery ! - the secret pussy monster
this man got hidden talent and you canât tell me otherwise. heâs non-chalant outside, doesnât know you and doesnât touch you. but the moment you guys are alone, heâs a fuck bunny. he canât take a second without you; a real passionate lover with surreal skill and knowledge about your body. test him if you want, but youâll always end up with a cummy mess between your legs.
âMystâ!â
Another moan escapes you, and you instantly cover your mouth. Your sweetly manicured nails dig into your cheek as your teary eyes peek at the crook of light spilling from the door.
Mystery has you against the wall, his large hands holding your legs up as his thumbs open your wet folds. His masterful tongue slurps and fucks your sweet cunt. Itâs only five more minutes until his debut, and instead of talking with his demon friends, he chose to eat his darling below the stage.
His tongue flicks your swollen nub as he murmurs, âIf you donât stay quiet little one, then they might come down,â
Your eyes look straight down at the orbs peeking from his overgrown hair as he claws the sweet plush of your legs, âAnd you know I really donât like sharing food, donât you?â
As his sweetly trained human, you nod feverishly, and let your teeth sink into the flesh of your palm. His name is just like his demeanor, an utter mystery. Because next thing you know, youâre cumming just off his words, your orgasm being ridden by his sharp teeth morphing in.
âYes little one, keep going.â
He sinks his fangs onto the fat of your inner thigh, right at the beat when his name is announced for entry.
Abs ! - the combo daddy
heâs strong and he knows it. he takes pride in his fingering + demon tongue combo. and it doesnât matter what you wear or where it is, heâs always patting his muscled leg for you to hump on. he only wants his meal warmed up after all.
âYour pussy looks so fucking gorgeous like yesterday,â his words were punctuated with each kiss on your glistening sore folds, âJust so good.â
You kept your legs open, your hands holding the back of your thighs and pushing it towards your tummy. A light jingle came from your anklet, well kind ofâ it was a chain that kept you tied to your sides. So your hands and feet had to be close together, there was no other way around it.
The gag on your smeared lips smothered every moan and slurry word youâd say, keeping you nice and quiet to Abs. His thick fingers were felt deeply as he curved them up your spongey walls, making a sloppy squishy sound. The demon sucked and made hickies all around your aching pussy, marking his territory.
He was teasing you horribly, and you knew that. Your head tipped back, your throat making a gutteral nose when Abs mixed his wet muscle with his digits, stretching your pulsating hole evermore.
It felt so good, but so wrong as you felt his tongue grow in you, almost like a tentacle leaving every spot of you untouched. The violet boy peered up at you, seeing you struggle to keep your weight above. He only chuckled, a motion strong enough to allow his markings to fade in;
âYouâre doing such a good job, baby. Keep it up and I might just reward you.â
Baby ! - mister sloppy
heâs so messy, but he cleans upâ donât worry. he loves to drool on your cunt because he doesnât believe in âlubeââŚwell unless itâs some food kink he has going on. he loves it when you wear short skirts, or his oversized clothing and no panties. heâs a perv, but a dominant one. if he tells you to âcome hereâ, you better come there, or else heâs gonna start spanking you.
âNow, what did I say about walking around like that, hm?â
Another spank on your pussy made you yelp, but inside you simply adored it. You loved it when he grabbed your neck, squeezing it and rubbing your cunt as he slapped it.
Your hands clutch at the arm around your neck, whining as you kick your legs up;
âI jusâ wanted to show you the new dress you bought meâŚ!â
Baby scoffed, his middle and ring finger jerking your clit slowly; âSo you decide to flaunt this wet meal of mine out in public? Thatâs not very cool, yâknow.â
âWell,â you squirmed, nearly choking as he tightened his hold on your neck, âYou havenât eaten me out sinceââ
âOh, so my pretty little girl wanted me to eat her pussy?â his voice made your body flush with new rigor, your pussy clamping on his long fingers, âWell why didnât you say so?â
Instantly, you were tossed on the floor; your behind was pulled upwards, making you arch on his legs as you held yourself up on the floor. The precious red dress was rolled up to your waist, and you felt all your blood rushing to your head at the position.
You saw Babyâs foot tapping as he hummed a rhythm, and felt him lick his tongue up your opening. A gasp escaped your lips, making you shiver when he spat on your cunt;
âI have this new beat Iâve been meaning to use, mind if I do a lip choreography on this sweet pussy?â
You didnât even get to reply when he went right on fucking his tongue in your aching hole, making you mewl as you pushed your hips upward.
Oh how loved it when he made out with your pretty pussy.
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