hogwarts au sentences. let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.
“ can you cast a patronus? ”
“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”
“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”
“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”
“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”
“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”
“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”
“ what do threstals look like? ”
“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”
“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”
“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”
“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”
“ when did you get the dark mark? ”
“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”
“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”
“ where did you learn that? ”
“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”
“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”
“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”
“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”
“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”
“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”
“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”
“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”
“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”
“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”
“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”
“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”
“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”
“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”
“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”
“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”
“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”
“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”
“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”
“ are both of your parents muggles? ”
“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”
“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”
“ why must the plants sing? ”
“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”
“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”
“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”
“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”
“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”
“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”
