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izzy's playlists!
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Three Goblin Art
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NASA
Monterey Bay Aquarium
sheepfilms
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@bucketorandomness
Discussing baby’s future
They are both doing the "I want" chitter. They very much want to get up, but they have a sleeping baby cuddling with them. They must endure, but they will not be silent about it
Well well well, kitties. Looks like you want to get up but there's a little cat on you so you can't. Very frustrating situation there, can't imagine the burden of being held down by a little adorable kittycat. Couldn't, as the kids say, be me.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else you’ll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@leo9thecat this one’s for you eh! 😉
@searching4sarahtonin, there’s also this one.
(chuckle)
Forgot I never showed my poster designs for this pride month
I did this for uni
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
Happy pride month ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus 2. Judas 1. Printers when you are in a hurry
Bringing this back because guess what happened to your boy this very morning.
Were you stabbed by Brutus?
Happy Valentine’s Day y’all 💖💖💖💖💖
WE WISH YOU A
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
Merry Christmas!
(x)
iT S O VER CAN I CLEAN ITNOW ?
Miles and Deku would be best friends! I know it!!
Human crewmate: smells like rain
Alien crewmate: you can SMELL that???
Human:. ... yes? Some humans can feel it in their bones, especially where bones have been broken and healed or have decayed. Most of us get it with age.
Alien crewmate, aside to another alien crewmate: what the fuck
So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.
What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.
Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.
christmas time is here by Vince Guaraldi except youre waiting for your mom in the parking lot of a grocery store during a snow storm
Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.
✨🏴☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴☠️✨
1. Download Firefox
2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)
3. Go forth brave soldier
Did You Know?
The number of rings a tree has in its trunk tells you the number of innocents it has killed!
humans need a wide variety of stimulation.
imagine a busy alien crew wondering where a melody is coming from and realizing their human has been pushing buttons on a panel because they make pitched noises.
[insert video logs of those two guys on tiktok learning to play random songs on their washer/drier machines, getting more complex as the videos progress]
