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blindbirdnerd

i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here

thenimbus-deactivated20200907

this is still the best ditty.it ever made

transpokenerd

There’s only 18 genders

Sorry liberal snowflakes 😎😎

chapmangamo

The international chain of smack talk!

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nordic-language-love

Such a cute comic! <3

rsbenedict-deactivated20181216

I like the implication that the Chinese have mastered every human language and are only confounded by the speech of the undead.

camwyn

The company I work for uses a slightly obscure program called GhostScript to produce certain reports, so now I’m picturing it as the Chinese saying ‘I’m sorry, I don’t speak weird old computer program.”

lesbian-toddhoward

kidrat

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

underrmyumbrellaella

this is the true gen z experience

mass-exodus

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”