spooky brainrot

returning for my meow meows

[feralratbitesu]

this grave keeper edible aint shit

[feralratbitesu]

who gors there ,

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[littlegreen]

i do really think a lot of people who say they’re freaks actually cannot handle a true and genuine weird girl. and i think their tolerance for weird often depends on how attractive she is

[jabberwockypie]

[satanfemme]

I really need to eat a guy [remembers how this website gets about cannibalism] in a distinctly non-erotic manner [remembers to fight back against the stigmatization of sexuality] but my cock's rock hard for other reasons.

[gorgynei]

sacred bond between 2 perverts is stronger than the bond soldiers form in war

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[gyrovagi]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

average amazon prime horror movie: wishmaster 9: wish masterbated

average netflix horror movie: digitally shot throwback to 80s slasher movies designed to propel the newest 15-21 year old actor they've grown in a lab to stardom among people who have never watched a movie made before 2011

average tubi horror movie: hd remastered edition of the fall of the house of usher (1928) but with scooby doo background music because they couldn't get the rights to the original soundtrack

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[amygdalae]

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

[toonlink1210]

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.

[kontextmaschine]

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

[karcatgirl-vantas]

humans be like staple crop

[txttletale]

staple crop to what

[ublock-origin]

directly to forehead

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aa ca t tat c tg "" 't tg cca "c" t t a t t t tat g "a" " g g ga" a ta c ta c t at ct t a

Closest match: Cannabis sativa cultivar ERBxHO40_23 chromosome 3

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[crystalinecuriosities]

[akashicrecord]

*logs onto tumblr* I wonder what the people who don't leave the house are saying about sex today

[itsswimmingtragedycollection-de]

[gyrovagi]

just love an unclassifiable weird intense relationship. what are they to each other well they're two of them. what are their feelings towards each other they're strong ones for sure. and of course this can only be improved when one or both of them are in happy committed romantic/sexual relationships with someone else entirely, and then there's whatever the fuck these two have going on.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

the mining dwarfer seems to pick his axe at night

[lonestatus]

girl it's a single sentence

[charlottan]

need you to be not so toughies on me.

[txttletale]

using tumblr is a really awesome way to learn about the types of people in the world because you will see a post by mutual #1 that's like "just jacked off with my awesome penis #my penis tag" and then scroll down exactly one post to see mutual #2 posting "this might be tmi but i live in a house"

[iluvdykes-deactivated20251123]

i'm sexually interested in whatever's wrong with you

[bleedingspiral]

open wound wednesday don’t forget to let someone stick their fingers in it <3

[nineinch-ninch]

nine inch nails: i have a boner!!!! i hate myself!!!! fuck the government!!!! [7 minutes of industrial sound effects mixed with trent reznor moaning like a girl]

[vibratome]

im just a silly lil kitty :3 (remembers infantilizing myself is annoying to everyone around me) i am nothing