SHOT IN THE ASS

an Easy Company tradition

[georgeluz]

speirs: its your first day on the job, just get the guys out alive, dont do anything dramatic

speirs to speirs: sprint across foy

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

Bill Guarnere: i wasnt hit that bad

Bill Guarnere: the doc said all my bleeding was internal

Bill Guarnere: and thats where all the blood supposed to be

Bill Guarnere:

Babe Heffron: *looks at the camera like in the office*

[ericscissorhands]

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

[gemmaroses]

[ficklefandoms]

This does a good job at showing how ridiculously free-for-all and confusing WWI was.

[she-s-a-shy-one]

The historical accuracy here, as a History major, makes me weep tears of joy.

[warandrecreation]

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

webster: now back to... this bitch that had a lot to say about me before the last patrol. Liebgott, what's good?

Liebgott:...

[mollitude]

Staff Sergeant Charles ‘Chuck’ Grant 

In my opinion, one of the most underrated characters.

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

his eyes are so haunting

[thelxstpatrol]

band of brothers + mortar team

[pieterphobia-deactivated2022013]

watching band of brothers and oh, whats this? more murdering prisoners of war, mistreating civilians, destroying and stealing property, how i love that country of ignorance and backwardness that’s lingering on the bottom edge of the first-world countries list, america. Even 70 years ago, when it was five times better than it is today, it was still a racist genocidal steamy turd not much better than nazi germany.

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

I guess someone is choosing to ignore the hundreds of thousands of civilians that the RAF murdered throughout Germany by purposely targeting them during area bombings…

[hellshee]

your fave is problematic: eugene roe

steals your scissors

and your morphine

and your bandages

and doesn’t call you by your nickname

[hugatreeortwo]

For davidcoverdaleshairspray: the “scene in Points where Winters drives a car and it’s the babeliest thing ever.”

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

Good lord, someone get the smelling salts *faints*

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

I want to see everyone’s Top 5 Currahee Cuties

I’ll start

Speirs

Liebgott

Roe

Winters

Heffron

[gilove2dance]

Name & Rank series

[guarncre]

bill guarnere also got shot in the ass and although this wasn’t put in the series i feel it’s important news that i should have learned earlier

[hawkbi-pierce]

Speirs was also shot in the ass which I feel is v. important to know

[nickyoflaherty-deactivated20181]

#THE CURSE IS REAL

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

The truth is out there

[bucks-rather-large-butt]

Webster:[in the crowded assembly area and can't find Liebgott] This calls for drastic measures.

Webster:[using his hands as a microphone] DAVID WEBSTER SUCKS!

Liebgott:[from across the area] you fUCKING GOT THAT RIGHT!

Webster:[rolling his eyes] There he is.

[camillamacaulay]

why easy company is better than you

my sweet summer child dick winters being chased by an officer begging to fight for entertainment to break the tension pre-jump and after winters telling him “no, go away” multiple times he finally gave in and ended up cracking his vertebrae. dude didn’t get to jump on d-day

nixon hating on compton and athletes because they spent their college days sweating and exercising when they could’ve been partying like him

easy company getting mohawks or their heads shaved before the jump only for the coronel to walk in on them and inform them that a week prior germans spread rumors that american paratroopers are convicts and psychopaths recognizable by their shaved or nearly shaved heads

ok but vittore and heffron asleep in a foxhole only for heffron to wake up to vittore groping him because he was dreaming of his wife??? yeah

webster going “they got me!” after getting hit and afterwards thinking he didn’t go to harvard for such a cliched, unimaginative line

compton getting shot in the butt and lipton laughing because he’s never seen someone get shot with one bullet and ending up with four holes

winters waking up a hangovered nixon by pouring the contents of a pitcher on his face to find out that it was actually pee and then both of them laughing oh my god

malarkey losing three months’ pay in a game of dice, borrowing $60 from muck to and ending up winning $6000 with it

talbert “experimenting” with hitler’s mercedes by blasting the windows with armor-piercing ammo, draining water from the radiator, pushing it off a cliff. who let tHESE PUNKS INTO THE AIRBORNE

dressing up mercier in a german uniform and going to speirs, jokingly asking him what to do and speirs, without even looking up, ordering to shoot him omfg what made u think this was a good idea

do any of your faves have pictures of themselves at hitler’s eagle nest drinking hitler’s wine??? well??? yup didn’t think so

[amelancholyuniverse]

“Now, Dick, I understand your attachment to Easy Company…”

Actual Papa Richard Winters in ‘The Breaking Point’