the elevator isnt worthy

University of Ottawa, I like Superheroes, tv shows and classic rock. Michaela, 18, Canada ............... off hiatus because 4 month summer here I come.

[sandandglass]

[midsummersnightmare]

Drag him to hell and keep him there.

[everythingisjustawesome]

😏

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

👏🏾👏🏾🙌🏾

[jasongrace]

[little-rose-roselet]

The Signs & Cute Traits

Aries: aries secretly loves romantic movies, they daydream about having their own family and will always laugh at things that are inappropriate

Taurus: taurus spends hours choosing an outfit, sings in the shower and secretly likes school

Gemini: geminis laughs at their own jokes, practising kissing on their hand and loves fast food restaurants 

Cancer: cancers still gets excited about christmas, stays up late watching horror movies and adores animals

Leo: leos takes 3928329 selfies and deletes them all, are always getting snacks late at night and secretly want to settle down with someone

Virgo: virgos have a laugh that makes you laugh, they are really passionate about certain tv shows and will always dance around their room listening to music loudly

Libra: libras love to bake, will spend hours doodling and drawing even if they’re not artistically talented and are always thinking about kissing someone

Scorpio: scorpios like to buy things for other people, spend ages doing their hair and love to make others laugh

Sagittarius: sagittarius will open doors for everyone, save pictures of places around the world they want to visit and are great huggers

Capricorn: capricorns make tons of music playlists, love spending time with family and talk in their sleep

Aquarius: aquarius is great with kids, is always laughing out loud at funny internet videos and 

Pisces: pisces is passionate about movies, is soooo protective with the people they truly care about and is always drinking tea

[alicaneiceindigo]

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

[greenleaf9]

My fucking childhood in one post omg the only thing missing is Star Wars and Disney.

[ayoaprell]

I forgot those damn BLUE CUBE BLOCKS that was meant to “help” with math. It only added pressure when I dropped them and couldn’t find a block to get. the. right. answer!

[alyssa-readsbooks]

OMG KID PIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jelloshappello]

CIVIL WAR SIDES CONFIRMED.

Team America: Cap, Bird Squad, Dead Brother, Angst-y Amputee, and Bug Guy #1

Team Mineral: Born Yesterday, Bug Guy #2, Stop Making Things, No Merch, and not Terrence Howard.

[sarabeth72]

Team Bird Squad.

[roxanestark]

Not Terrence Howard.

[theironman]

[tiding-deactivated20240303]

clear this up:

things you should hate

homophobia

transphobia

racism

misogyny

things you shouldn’t hate

straight people

cis people

white people

men

[a0863-archive]

and a couple reminders:

some members of the lgbtq community can be transphobic, sexist, racist, etc.

not all christians are homophobes.

not all homophobes are christians.

racial minorites can also be racist.

women/genderqueer/trans people can be sexist.

Just some general things people forget a lot.

[dajo42]

“tea is just leaf water!” “yeah well coffee is just bean water!” wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

[thlayli-rah]

The sarcasm in this post is fatal

[disneymagix]

[recklesscreature]

AWWWWW

[hashtagloveloses]

friendly reminder:

[smileygraffiti-blog]

CORNER. NOW.

[fawnbroinactive-deactivated2021]

this is the boy volcano. you can tell it’s a man because the song says so and also it has no tertiary sex characteristics, it just looks like a volcano. it’s a volcano with a human face

this is the girl volcano. you know she’s a girl because she literally has a pretty human face and long human hair and a high voice. if they didn’t make sure you knew she was a woman you might have thought these anthropomorphised volcanoes were Gay

[stayuglystayangry-deactivated20]

Pixar’s Umbrella Heteros Short 2: This Time Its Volcanos

[ostro-gothic]

This post makes me so mad. You’re all ignorant children parroting whatever bullshit comes your way. The volcanoes are based on the Hawaiian musician Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (better known as Iz) and his wife Marlene. They were made specifically to resemble the couple, you fucking walnuts. This is why we can’t have nice things. You take everything beautiful and try to corrupt it with your shitty politics

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

This is Iz and Marlene. 

He’s not just “that dude with the cover of Over The Rainbow” okay? He’s fucking important. He was a musician, yes, and he was an activist for Hawaiian rights and independence. 

He used his music to promote awareness of the second class status of Hawaiian natives created by the tourist industry.

When he died, the Hawaiian state flag flew at half mast. His coffin (but not his body, he was cremated) lay in state at the state capitol building in Honolulu. Just the third person in Hawaiian history to be given that honor. And the only one who was not a government official. Ten thousand people attended his funeral.

He is a big important part of Hawaiian culture and history. So don’t get all social justice warrior about sexuality and gender when this is really about a culture and honoring the memory of people who are important to that culture.

[editoress]

I am all about stories where the hero and villain know each other very well and were once friends, but I could deal with it being used another way.

What if instead of being used for drama, for wistfulness and pleas to join the other side, it was more like the hero looking over a battlefield going Seriously, who does she think she’s kidding, she’s been using the same chess strategy since we were seven or the villain picking a headquarters in a specific climate because she knows the hero hates hot weather or deciding Send in some forces to round up all the copies of his favorite poet’s work, that’ll tick him off.

Or most of all them still having inside jokes with each other.

[judasfox-deactivated20190130]

#the forces on either side wear uniforms the color that the other one cant stand #makes sure to stop the import of their favorite candies. like all other food and stuff can pass. just not THOSE candies #’DID YOU KIDNAP MY CAT?!’ ‘Yeah. He’s a sweetheart. Can I keep him?’ ‘GIVE ME BACK MY CAT.’ ‘Yeah ok.’ #sends cat back with a bow and ‘next time don’t keep your key in the same place you did when we were room mates dumbass’ #’Ma’am…the enemy has sent over a…a turkey?’ ‘…That mother fucker HE WAS SUPPOSED TO NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. THAT’S IT. SEND HIM A FUCK#ING GOAT HE’S TERRIFIED OF THEM

[wildlifewednesdays]

[honted]

i used to hate sloths but this has changed something in my heart and i want to say sorry to all the sloths ive insulted

[teamlockwood]

[frompawntoqueen]

[sidewinded]

life problems with pete wentz

[lynngunning]

raise ur hand if ur already super stressed about school and nothing has even started

[fictionsmyaddiction]

So I asked Misha if he could record a message to my friends who couldn’t make it to the convention. The lady beside him instantly said no but Misha did it anyway :D

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

[womanontheedgeoftyne-blog]

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

[blockie]

that vagina-owner feel