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Hey guys if you see a video around tumblr or Facebook or any other social media that has a still picture of the “dress” with a dot in the middle that says to stare at it, do not stare at it, it’s a jump scare with a loud sound volume!
SIGNAL BOOST
Im just going to say that Ive watched //said video// and can tell you that is is absolutely terrifying so PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS
The things I send my friends
”?!” makes a sound in my head, but I can’t describe what it is.
Bread knife
The french have grown more powerful.
DEATH HONHONHON
Hold it!
Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.
Notice anything strange about the bread?
I didn’t either. That’s because…
…no cuts were made there in the first place!
The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!
How, you ask? Look to the second photo.
While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.
Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?
The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.
It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?
This illustration explains it all.
While I am… ahem, not the best artist…
(Didn’t I go to art school?)
The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…
The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!
Objection
Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.
as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.
if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.
If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.
Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.
Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.
And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.
Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.
It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.
Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”
You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”
Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.
Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.
Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.
In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!
Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.
But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.
Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.
I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.
The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!
The defense has an explanation for this positioning.
The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!
Oh my good- Please, for once can we please have a post without these idiots making a mess of things? Is that too much to ask? I beseech you, just go away.
fuck off
a summary of supernatural:
dean’s upset and won’t talk about it
something’s wrong with sam
#also cas is undoubtedly fucking something up with good intentions(via)
thats it thats the show
natasha romanoff, aka black widow, one of the world’s best spies and deadliest assassins, uses emoticons
it’s canon
that is all
My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
ITS BACK ON MY DASH OMG :’)
this is beautiful
Wait, Dad, you knew Agent Coulson?!
I was watching Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D the other night when my Dad pointed at Clark Gregg and said, “I knew him, I went to college with him.”
Wait.
DAD.
WAT?!
So after perusing my Dad’s old yearbook, we discovered this:
DEM PANTS THO.
Enjoy this little beauty tumblr friends.
OH MY GOD THOSE PANTS.
OH
MY
GOD
wow no his face in that last gif tho
in the second one he’s joking and teasing because jo is like his little sister
but then she smiles and blushes and he realises she actually did have this massive crush on him
and that was probably why she finally moved onto the path of hunting
not just because of her dad, but because dean was this flirty and reckless adventurer and suddenly she wanted part of that fairytale
and dean knows it
the moment she tells him to shut up, the moment she admits to having that crush on him, however fleeting, dean knows her blood is on his hands more than he ever wanted to admit
and you can see it in his eyes
how much he wishes he’d taken her flirting more seriously, how much he wishes he’d known that part of her reasoning, so he could have put his foot down
how much he wishes she’d had better taste in men, so she could have stayed safe
i am going to tear open my ribcage
couldn’t finish reading the post because tears blurred my eyes
oh my god i couldn’t finish reading this
manaphy:
I was feelin ok until I realized what tomorrow is
Another day without him
manaphy:
i was just gonna say monday but ok
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
Blueberry?
So I was reading up on Avengers trivia and apparently RDJ kept food hidden all over this set and they couldn’t find where it was so they just kinda let him continue doing it. So that’s his actual food he’s offering and whenever he’s eating in a scene, it’s not scripted. He was just hungry.
RDJ is a squirrel
I will never NOT reblog this
I think I'm in love.
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
This picture keeps cracking me up.
I love stunt doubles.
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE
While I’m silently willing this stupid picture to stop getting notes before it goes all viral or something
that gif is perfect
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
I’m gay
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
a 30 y/o drunk man came up to me in a nightclub the other night and said “the economy might be shit but at least we have niall horan”
i’m having trouble believing this
i live in ireland the only thing irish men love more than themselves is niall horan
#theres an irisn pub near my old vocal studio adn they have a framed picture of niall on the wall#not even signed or anything#just in the middle of the wall
