spooky

this is a playground and my game is dopamine roulette

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[buglover77]

husband asked me “do you want to see that groovy movie? grooby? grobe? gribo…greeb….mandolorian?” sure dear I’ll go see the gribo greeb grogu movie I guess

[my-dailydreams]

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[gaytrees]

plant based diet. as opposed to meat cringe diet

[dragon-in-a-fez]

knowing that the past tense of "hang" is "hanged" when it's a method of execution can be very entertaining because you'll be watching a horror movie and someone goes "local legend says a woman was hung in these woods" and you're like "👀 good for her I guess"

[wlwanakin]

at the end of the day when it comes to padmé i think it’s really important to remember that her closest friends are literally her employees. her only other friends are her coworkers. her closest friend for years was a girl she met at 14 whose job it was to pretend to be her and potentially die about it. another friend with the same job died in her arms while pretending to be her. she does not have friends outside of her squad of employees who pretend to be her and sometimes die about it and then her politician coworkers. too many of you are way too surprised that this woman is not normal about love or relationships or her own self considering all this

[masonjaderoad]

Midwest emo fans are crazy because they will look you dead in the eyes and say “hey Brian if you still believe in the lord above get on your hands and knees and pray for us”

[lassie-farce]

the artemis ii mission reminds me why i love humanity so much. they play pink pony club for the astronauts. they have issues with microsoft outlook. one of the astronauts named a moon crater after his late wife. a jar of nutella just flew by. they make 67 memes because they’re big nerds with huge hearts who say that we look beautiful from there. they call dibs on sleeping arrangements and the mission specialist likes sleeping like a bat. the pilot’s daughter shows her dad off on her social media.

dunno just sometimes helps to think that we can do things like that.

[buglover77]

70s Mark Hamill you have to stop. Your bob too cunt, your body too tea, your aura too fierce, your Gumby too unexplainable.

[buglover77]

So I see this was a big hit with the transmasc community…

[skelotan]

Dedicated to my cat, who is very vocal about my bed time.

PATREON

[buglover77]

70s Mark Hamill you have to stop. Your bob too cunt, your body too tea, your aura too fierce, your Gumby too unexplainable.

[dannibals]

*Holds up recorder* Diane, this is my voice one day on T…

[layrasomething02]

Thank you Steve