Gravity Falls sentence starters - part 8
1. “All in favor of doing nothing all day, say ‘ugh’.”
2. “Ah, the pool. Sparkling oasis of summer enchantment.”
3. “Nothing like sitting in a moist tub with strangers. It’s like the bus, but wet.”
4. “Is it getting hot out here, or is it just that guy/girl?”
5. “Can’t you go for one week without having a new crush on some random guy/girl?”
6. “Are you and ____ having a secret staring contest? Because I think you’re winning.”
7. “So, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at ____?”
8. “Oh my gosh, how crazy, running into you here, even though we don’t know each other.”
9. “How long have you been underwater?”
10. “I’m upset… yet intrigued.”
11. “Oh, my. Was this your chair? I had no idea. Yes I did, ____. I knew.”
12. “Move it, you little troll.”
13. But what if _____ catches us? S/he seems emotionally unstable.”
14. “Hey there! I brought you a sandwich. It’s sort of wet, but it’s still good.”
15. “You have to stay away from me because I am… a merman/maid.”
16. “There are some who call me ____. This is because _____ is my name.”
17. “But now that you know what I am, you must be seriously weirded out.”
18. “I, too, used to have a family once, back in ____. How I miss them.”
19. “With this job, you and me are going to be having fun all summer.”
20. “Enough is enough! I care about you too much to see you like this. I’m going to bust you out of here and get you back to your family!”
21. “But how can I, a merman/maid, possibly escape?”
22. “Quick, hide me! My kind must not be seen!”
23. “Nice to meet you. Also, I think I am dying.”
24. “Don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone, even though you know in your heart that it’ll never work out, but you’d do anything for that person?”
25. “Hey, want to go break rules somewhere else?”
26. “Don’t be silly, I’m not leaving. My friends are coming to me!”
27. “Who wants to smear makeup on my face?”
28. “Do you think you could do this somewhere else? You’re laughing at frequencies only dogs should hear!”
29. “Sleeping under the stars. Not bad.”
30. “Washing clothes is a waste of time! I’m a busy guy/girl!”
31. “All right, that’s it! That’s the final straw! Maybe we shouldn’t share a room anymore.”
32. “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
33. “TV. It knows what I want.”
34. “Hey, ____! I found some kind of secret hidden room in the _____!”
35. “This carpet is amazing!”
36. “Hey, what do I know? Maybe there’s nothing creepy going on in this room.”
37. “We’re not going to suck up to you just to get the new room.”
38. “Am I in your body?!”
39. “Great, just what we need. More _____ weirdness.”
40. “Sharing a room was bad enough. Now we’re sharing bodies?”
41. “Yes! I should do out-loud wishing more often.”
42. “No, don’t eat me! I’m a wo/man trapped in a pig’s body!”
43. “And now you know where babies come from.”
44. “Finally standing up to me, huh? Haha! I love it!”
45. “_____ has the voice of a robot.”
46. “Wait a minute. You can’t have the room… if you can never get in!”
47. “Fine! I was lying, I’ll give you a raise! Just never do that again.”
48. “All I know is that if you shuffle your feet on this carpet, you can switch bodies or whatever.”
49. “Give me my body back!”
50. “Well, I guess I’m a pig now. So, that’s a thing.”
51. “Do you want to have a sleepover?”
52. “So what are we going to do with that new room?”