※ TRUE BLOOD 1x04: ESCAPE FROM DRAGON HOUSE SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from the fourth episode of the first season of hbo’s “true blood”! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more true blood
“Sweetie, what did you get yourself into?”
“Like hell, look at her, she’s definitely not okay!”
“I had nothing to do with this.”
“She found the body, but it sounds like they think he might’ve done it.”
“To be a fly on the wall in that apartment right now.”
“Now, I realize you’ve been through a lot. And you’re scared. But I need you to try to remember.”
“When you got here, was the door open, or just unlocked?”
“I’m too damned pretty to go to prison.”
“I keep waiting for this heat to break, but it won’t.”
“If all of our conversations end in them saying ‘fine’, why do they bother putting up a fight?”
“He called her a very bad word.”
“If you’re gonna make me wait in the car, can you at least turn on the A.C.?”
“I came as soon as I heard.”
“Sometimes, I don’t even recognize this world we’re living in.”
“That’s my story and it ain’t gonna change.”
“I think it turns you on.”
“You shouldn’t have laughed.”
“I’m getting you out of here.”
“The least he could’ve done is make some shit up.”
“Race may not be the hot-button issue it once was, but it’s still a button you can push on people.”
“He and I were together last night and it was a beautiful thing.”
“Come on, baby, let’s take you home.”
“He didn’t do it, you know.”
“He may be many things, but he is not a murderer.”
“You ought to be ashamed of yourself.”
“Hey, listen, we should probably talk about last night.”
“You’re gonna make this hard on me, aren’t you?”
“You lied to the police for him?”
“You look me in the eye and you tell me the truth: did you kill her?”
“I was in the back seat of a cop car, I had it on me, and I panicked, okay?”
“Pretty crowded in here tonight, is something going on?”
“I’ve been around long enough to know just about anyone is capable of just about anything.”
“Puns used to be the highest form of humor.”
“The fact that you think you’ll be fine only proves just how not fine you’re gonna be.”
“Vampires think about one thing. And one thing only. Drinking your blood.”
“I’m not saying don’t help your brother.”
“You look like vampire bait.”
“This ain’t a part of my job description, goddamnit.”
“Sweetie, we gotta get you to a hospital right now.”
“Do you want to keep your dick or not?”
“I will admit to sometimes having a sick curiosity about medical shit, but I ain’t that fucking curious.”
“I ain’t never going to be the same after this.”
“You can’t be too safe, you know?”
“It ain’t gay if the guy’s a vampire, is it?”
“I’m gonna get kicked out of my frat if I don’t fuck a vampire tonight.”
“Don’t say ‘uh-oh’, vampires are not supposed to say ‘uh-oh’.”
“I’m not finished with you yet.”
“Are you quite attached to your friend?”
“We have catching up to do, you and I. It has been too long.”
“Is there a problem here?”
“You think we can pull over for a minute? I need things to stop.”
“I’m not gonna kill you, but I am gonna keep your gun.”