Lost in my own eyes

partners with crims

[sirguyofnothing]

what do you even know about knights

hate mail from year 1400

[chekensheppppp]

Their therapists are gonna need therapy after (that is if they are forced to go to therapy)

[gwensy]

fireflies

[sunnydr0pp]

yuri

[fuzzyoose]

Is he alright?

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[lilyblisslys]

the main trick to dancing at a goth club is:

1. Imagine you’re a powerful wizard

2. Imagine you’re channeling mana for one of your strongest spells

[lilyblisslys]

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

[nudityandnerdery]

Kids today need to learn how to pull the evil taffy.

[madfishmonger]

4. Brush away the spiderwebs in the vast and mysterious crypt you're exploring

[fronomeeps]

jealous of the BIRD

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Ah yes. Me. My boyfriend. And his 442 lbs, 8’2 Scolipede.

bluesky

[gingik]

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]

[bebemoon]

if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me

[nyxslibrary]

Guild Wars 2 Commander Problem Tags Waterproof Vinyl Sticker

Gloss Vinyl · 60mm Waterproof

Niche sticker design is niche. But I love them

[sycamorality]

mobility aids and glasses AND MEDICATION should be free for everyone

[sharkgirldick]

Having a baby to prove your love with your partner is ridiculous. "Ohh, let's bring a whole third person into our relationship and, get this, we have to teach it how to be alive." Nonsense. My girlfriend and I could do the same thing with another tgirl, and she'll start out way better at Magic the Gathering than a baby.