*Raptor Screech*

hi, i'm red, 27, they/them please! mostly memes, you won't find much of substance here.

[iridiumphoenix]

It's been so long but I'm still thinking about that time I did a textbook perfect grapple to pommel strike

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[feefal]

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

[feefal]

did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[citrusfables]

Is There Anybody Out There—Lord Huron || Project Hail Mary

this flopped HARD on TikTok but perhaps tumblr will appreciate it more idk lol

[lokaror]

every mercenary company has got that guy who insists he should fight with two daggers... bro get back in formation and pick up your pike

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[scissorsaint]

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[qsycomplainsalot]

What is a Poleaxe ?

Poleaxes, also known in French as great arming axes, were a man-sized late evolution of fighting axes that appeared in the 14th century and were used for a little bit more than a hundred years, up to and including the War of the Roses. They were primarily used by knights and armored men-at-arms on foot against other armored foes. Unlike other polearms like halberds, they were used in very close quarters.

A poleaxe is divided in three parts, named the tête/head or gros bout/big bit, the demy-hache/half-axe and queue/tail. They roughly correspond to one third of the weapon each, and are defined by where they sit in relation to the user’s hands. The tête is composed of the croix/cross, which is the axe head. It can be made of any two of a taillant/axe, a mail/hammer or a becq de faulcon/spike. A dague/dagger, basically a spear of ahlspiess head, is fitted over the croix with attelles/languettes that run down the haft. A rouelle is sometimes present to protect the hand at the top third mark of the haft, and very rarely a second one can be present at the bottom third mark to protect the other hand. The queue ends with a talon/heel, which can be a ferrule or a spike used to buttstroke your foe.

Poleaxes were later phased out by the longer Lucerne hammers and halberds as warfare evolved into the early Renaissance. A general trick to distinguish a poleaxe from other similar weapons is to look for its two-part head, made of croix and the dague.

[malibuklaus]

[milkshakebun]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[spicymochi]

choose your fav silly friendslop guy

[libraford]

An incomplete list of

Potions of Hydration!

Earlier this week I mentioned putting pickle juice in my water to replenish electrolytes. I work outside in a very hot and humid area, so it was very necessary.

Since then, a LOT of people have chimed in with their favorite hot weather drinks. I want to try... all of them. I've only had a few. Many of them are similar, but I still think its cool how many variations there are for 'its fucking hot out here and I don't want to die.'

So here is the incomplete list.

ORS (oral rehydration solution) (link has several recipes)

Shrub (sharaab)

Agua de pepino

Switchel

Posca

Ayran

Straight up drinking pickle juice (small doses)

Agua fresca

Sekanjabin

Pickle lemonade

Lebanese lemonade

Salted watermelon

Jamaica/hibiscus tea

Lebu pani

Ayuvedic gatorade

Soda chanh muôi

Suero

Aam paan

Sharbat

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These ones were given to me without names, and were just lists of ingredients, to taste:

- water and umezu

- diluted apple juice with lemon and salt

-watermelon, lime juice, mint

- sparkling water, mint leaves, lemon or lime juice, cucumber

-coconut water, lime juice, salt

-salt, lemon juice, water

-orange juice, salt, sugar, water, lime or lemon juice

-elderflower syrup and lime juice in water.

There are probably more! Hydrate or die straight!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[mossy-cobble]

crazy how i find myself thinking i've got a handle on it all finally and then i see the ways that other people tangle their lives together so easily and live so easily together with their friends and i feel like that girl at the top of the stairs painting by norman rockwell

[mossy-cobble]

i'll always be here

[sagethegremlin]

among us is a good show but if i just said that you probably wouldnt believe me