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@bugs-wizard
My fellow mages, this is not kind, but it is funny as shit. When you see the neighborhood kids drawing on the sidewalk with chalk, give them a book of rituals and encourage them to "draw the pretty pictures."
Bahahahahaha
S o m e w i z a r d d i d t h a t a n d i t e n d e d u p w i t h m e g a i n i n g c o n c i s e n e s s
I've gotten like, (checks notes) 50 wizards certified already. How are many of you are there?? (sighs) Why did I even take this job as a wizard certifier.. I'm starting to regret it (not)
Ok, I think we need a census take. I'm a wizard myself so.. 📜✍️ ..that's☝️one. Please cast a silly spell to prove your arcaneness, preferably not on me please.
I c a s t e n l a r g e o n y o u r w i z a r d h a t
If anyone comes across a wizard who calls himself "the evil weevil", please let him know he is banned from the museum for all eternity. Thanks!
I w i l l.
I have been informed that the wizard who calls herself "the evil weevil" goes by she/her now. So, if you see her, wish her congrats, and then let her know that she is banned from the museum for all eternity.
Thanks bugs-wizard!
N o p r o b l e m.
If anyone comes across a wizard who calls himself "the evil weevil", please let him know he is banned from the museum for all eternity. Thanks!
I w i l l.
Okay, you may think turning someone into flesh sounds like it wouldn't do anything, but consider that I didn't say anything about, you know, bones.
@bone-enjoyers
yesss
wait does this mean turning bones into flesh because I'm down for that too but for purely scientific reasons
Yeah, that's the idea; they're just turned completely into flesh, including the bones.
Also got a spell that turns them completely to bone (including the flesh), which I thought would be more fun than it actually is; in practice it's too close to being effectively just petrifaction. Petrifaction is great, don't get me wrong, but we already have petrifaction.
I did find some good uses for the spell that turns people completely into blood, though.
And then I was workshopping a spell that turned people completely into nerve tissue, but, uh... yeah, that one turned out to be a little too disturbing even for me.
C a n y o u t e l e p o r t m e t h e i n s t r u c t i o n s f o r t h a t l a s t o n e?
Okay, if you really think you can handle it, but I'm not sure you know what you're in for. Seriously, the results of that spell are... yeah, they're kind of a lot.
I m p a r t d e c o m p o s e r. I l l b e f i n e
No, yeah, look, the Clockwork Tapestry is cool and all and I'm sure it has some useful powers, but it just, you know, doesn't really fit the theme I'm going for in my wizard tower...
I v e b e e n l o o k i n g f o r o n e o f t h o s e . M i n d i f I a s k w h o 's s e l l i n g i t ?
Oh goddammit sorry to anyone who was trying to reach me in the last few days it turns out my orb was filled with the ethereal moanings of the damned and unable to receive new messages.
H a p p e n s t o t h e b e s t o f u s
Okay, you may think turning someone into flesh sounds like it wouldn't do anything, but consider that I didn't say anything about, you know, bones.
@bone-enjoyers
yesss
wait does this mean turning bones into flesh because I'm down for that too but for purely scientific reasons
Yeah, that's the idea; they're just turned completely into flesh, including the bones.
Also got a spell that turns them completely to bone (including the flesh), which I thought would be more fun than it actually is; in practice it's too close to being effectively just petrifaction. Petrifaction is great, don't get me wrong, but we already have petrifaction.
I did find some good uses for the spell that turns people completely into blood, though.
And then I was workshopping a spell that turned people completely into nerve tissue, but, uh... yeah, that one turned out to be a little too disturbing even for me.
C a n y o u t e l e p o r t m e t h e i n s t r u c t i o n s f o r t h a t l a s t o n e?
Goddammit none of the adventurers are catching all the multilayered classical literary allusions in the Latin inscriptions above the doors in my dungeon. Kinda makes me feel like they were a waste of effort. Do no adventurers read Plautus nowadays?
H a v e y o u r e a d P l a u t u s
Y e s
N o
W i z a r d b u t t o n
A d v e t u r e r s o n l y
( e x c e p t w i z a r d b u t t o n )
Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?
B e c a u s e t h e x y l o p h o n e h a s t o o m u c h c o l l a t e r a l.
I t i s j u s t t o o g r e a t.
if you ever wanna see how many people on tumblr have a wizard url all you have to do is make a post about wizards. they'll come
they'll also reblog the post
W o r m s a r e n o t b u g s?
- b u g s - w i z a r d
technically yes, worms are not bugs. however, anyone who tries to put a bug in a box is a fool. even so, i am not “bugwizard” solely due to my own identity as a bug, but also because i love and respect bugs, as friends, family, and spell summons.
F a i r e n o u g h
Y o u a r e c o o l
T h a t F U C K g o t m y h a t a g a i n
I a m c u r s i n g t h e m. ( A s s o o n a s I g e t t h e h a t b a c k )
H e l p s o m e o n e s p r a y e d r a i d o n m y w i z a r d h a t.
I r e a l l y d o n t w a n t t o h a v e t o e n c h a n t a n e w h a t.
O k. I w a s h e d i t o f f w i t h s o a p a n d w a t e r.
D o e s a n y o n e k n o w h o w s a f e i t s h o u l d b e t o p u t b a c k o n n o w?
H e l p s o m e o n e s p r a y e d r a i d o n m y w i z a r d h a t.
I r e a l l y d o n t w a n t t o h a v e t o e n c h a n t a n e w h a t.
Just met a guy who calls himself the "bugs wizard" because he's, you know, made of bugs. Like ants and spiders and beetles and all that. And I've got to admit, the guy kind of creeps me out, but, you know, maybe he shouldn't? Maybe I'm just being shallow? Hell, I'm made of mold; who am I to talk?
R u d e
A l s o i t s I t n o t H e
Oh, hell, sorry bud; shouldn't have assumed your pronouns. Could have sworn I heard someone refer to you as "he", but thinking back they might have been talking about that "paramecia wizard" guy who was standing next to you.
A l l g o o d t h a n k s
Just met a guy who calls himself the "bugs wizard" because he's, you know, made of bugs. Like ants and spiders and beetles and all that. And I've got to admit, the guy kind of creeps me out, but, you know, maybe he shouldn't? Maybe I'm just being shallow? Hell, I'm made of mold; who am I to talk?
R u d e
A l s o i t s I t n o t H e
