He who certifies the hellsite wizards

Part-time wizard, full-time dilettante. Forever a candle burning with a hundred passions. Known for certifying those who desires to be wizards on the hellsite.

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

Info regarding this unhinged creature:

→ Peace be upon you, everyone!

You can call me "h1m" for short. Here's a list of things I'll let you know about me to get you started:

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If black :3 = I'm silly and am going/willing to interact here

If offline text = I'm just offline (sleeping/break/hiatus (30 days, stuck in tube for wiz lore reasons)/dead) + (red highlight will show which state I'm in, X change in 72 hours (except in hiatus which I will specify the period of time roughly) = dead

Yer a wizard time? = Manually makes you all honorary wizards pt.1 + pt.2 if you follow me :3 or ask (preferably politely, unlike THIS) + (sample)

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Muslim (he/him).

Graduated high school. NEET (fn)

Would prefer not to be in a relationship until I'm ready (straight, never ready)

Oscillating between impulsively gremlin and total sweetheart everyday.

Loves Tumblr for sillyposting and making online acquaintances.

Tolerant to most communities.

Serial cat trapper (formerly)

May or may not have ADHD (no diagnosis yet)

May or may not be a furry :3

Typically awkward and reserved irl unless I know you.

Currently trying to quit gooning.

Likes video editing, graphic design, game development - multimedia basically.

Short and built like a muscled twig.

An orphan (has a single mom & married older sister).

In fandoms such as Bleach, Hλlf-Life, Batman and more.

Favourite characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, G-Man, etc.

MIGHT BE a secret Tumblr villain.

Connoisseur charmer of cats.

Loves bread (sometimes too much 😳)

Casual enjoyer of flowers <3

Creator of International Duck Day - 2nd of February

Honorary fox.

Hononary keyboard, apparently.

Has a Tumblr mother: @ambagel [ All the lore — 1 ¶ 2 ¶ 3 ¶ 4 ¶ 5 ¶ 6 ¶ 7 ¶ 8 ¶ 9 ]

Has a Tumblr sister: @1nkyraven [ All the lore — 1 ¶ 2 ¶ 3 ]

Has @gumbo-the-thieving-otter-offical as a familliar and Gumbo is of equal status to me ^w^

@4-him-vulpes (fox familliar/1t)

→ If you see me using the Chat font, that either means I'm casting a spell, describing an action seriously, or roleplaying as my G-Man inspired "alter" (will make a separate account for it later on).

Hey, thanks for reading! See ya next post! (Will update this every once in a while.)

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

The council of Tumblr wizards WILL recognise me.. eventually I MUST be dealt with.. *clenches my fist with a rat's rage*

[theweevilwizardofthewest]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat got another code 12 here for you

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

all right all right, load them into the chuunibyou decontamination tube

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

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Oh. That hurts. Yeah, I never had the chance to hang out with the big players to begin with. Just thought I'd tried. But, I was never one to shy away from mediocrity. It's all I've ever known. *sighs* I'm willing to just.. get in and just fade away to the abyss. Offline for a month should do me good. Thanks a lot..

*transforms into brain matter and loads self the chuunibyou decontamination tube.*

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

The council of Tumblr wizards WILL recognise me.. eventually I MUST be dealt with.. *clenches my fist with a rat's rage*

[theweevilwizardofthewest]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat got another code 12 here for you

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

h-hey. what do you mean by that.

why are you calling a bureaucrat. is bureaucrat an instrument? whats code 12. WHATS CODE 12?

WHERE ARE THE OTHER 11 CODES?? WHAT AM I?!!!

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

The council of Tumblr wizards WILL recognise me.. eventually I MUST be dealt with.. *clenches my fist with a rat's rage*

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

The council of Tumblr wizards WILL recognise me.. eventually I MUST be dealt with.. *clenches my fist with a rat's rage*

[hirotheher0]

NO. no, actually, I LOVE the two ONE MINUTE LONG unskippable ads in between every three songs, SPOTIFY. I LOVE it. Not only do I love it, but it AROUSES me. DEEPLY. EVERYTIME an ad comes on after listening to only THREE songs I can't help but GET UP and WHIP out my MEAT and HELLICOPTER it until I PASS OUT from LACK of BLOOD FLOW to my BRAIN.

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

the amount of veiled VITRIOL and SPITE this one post has is amazing. I don't know nothing about Spotify but I hate that mf too

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

Whoa-whoa hey now we can talk about this..

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

It's always "hmph i bet you only use fireball" and never "like can we talk about the political and economic state of the world?" 😔

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

so originally I made this blog to just sorta get into the funnehs and antics this hellsite all had to offer in real-time. i thought, "hey, deez r my kind of peeps over at yt shorts. maybe i could get into one or 2 vids myself."

after my final day of high school, i wrote my first post ever, having a hyperfixation on wizards though its quickly fading nowadays.

tbh im quickly losing interest in just about everything. i dont think im depressed, just a little underwhelmed at how boring yet tense life can be when you're nearing adult status. i feel like a bird spreading its wings, waiting for the winds of change to glide me away.

but i can tell you this — these past few 5 months i've been here has been some of the most interesting ones I've spent all because of the peeps and mutuals that had ever interacted with me so far. so thank you.

thank you for making me feel seen & heard, when nobody irl else would. thank you for making me smile, frown, cry, laugh and feel just about every emotion I could ever hope to feel. you all are so very amazing, it's hard to believe i have about 40 of you following me. that's as many as four tens. and that's great.

special shoutouts to my moots that convinced me to stay here hopefully forever:

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical, @bat-phantom, @dreamsoncecrushedunderthestars, @edgarthedevilishlad, @siley-the-wizard, @justavixeninaredsweater, @ambagel, @arson-the-artificer-offical, @autisimyfoxerronii , @spookthelilguy + so many more I would tag if I just had the will.

this isn't a farewell note, more like one of appreciation; just in case. but i fear i must face the things that are haunting me before its too late.

[chloe-and-also-spamton-ig]

actually, since there's 18 people in this vessel alone, you got even more than you think, and we're all here for you. every time I see one of your posts on my dash it fills me with even more whimsy. wherever you go in the future, whether you stay here or move on, we all wish you the best journey you could have. I gotta interact more often lmao :3

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

I'm sorry but I just imagined 18 tiny humans stuck in Pomni's head all cheering on and that is an adorable image to have. Thank you for the encouragement and please, interact more, we won't bite (:3)

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

I got 57 more fireballs in these 4 spell slots

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

Guys will see a wizard brewing potions in a cauldron while their skin gets tenderly kissed by the sun and go hell yeah

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

Cute awkward wizards in your area

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

gn, I must away

[daisyneptune]

Rules: without naming them, post a gif of ten of your favorite films, then tag ten people to do the same!

I was tagged by @myndless88!

Tagging @hamstergal @tixdixl @the-trinket-witch @lost-in-interwebs @mister13eyond @ice-cweam-sod4 @thespookiestnerd @midnightswaltz @jathis @fundeadasylum

And YOU, if you want to.

[the-trinket-witch]

Taglist:

@ceruleancattail @thecosmicjackalope @vaporvipermedia @writing-heiress

@oya-oya-okay @k-looking-glass-house @thehollowwriter @rainesol @cyn-write

@heartscrypt @br3adtoasty @jackiecronefield @ruggiethethuggie

@hoboyherewego @achy-boo @oreoskys @oseathepebble @ramshacklerumble

@tunabesimpin @hamstergal @fumikomiyasaki @valse-a-mille-temps

@hallowed-delights @kimikitti @cyanide-latte @thetwstwildcard @atwstedstory

@comingyourlugubriousness @ice-cweam-sod4 @twst-the-night-away @nammanarin @scint1llat3

@tixdixl @prince-kallisto @candiedchiliarch

(Or anybody who felt like)

[crystallizsch]

OO this looks fun to do!!

UHH TAGS: @oya-oya-okay @clove-noko @ambagel @cheerleaderman @harryinramshackle @the-travelling-witch @angelcoupon @taruruchi @riddlerosehearts @mysweetsheepie @kiyomizuki @viperwhispered @diodellet (IF YALL ARE INTERESTED NO PRESSURE 🙏) + @ anyone else who’d like to try!!

[ambagel]

Oh no i barely remember any movies ive ever watch CRAP

Well off the top of my head

Uhhhh that was it. UHHHHHH UHHHHH

I CANNOT find a gif for the project sekai movie because every time i search for it THE LAG SPIKES. SO. HIGH???? So. Pretend its here

Aaand thats it i give up

[1nkyraven]

Free for all amongst my moots.

@4-him-unhinged-wizard , you get an actual @/ing.

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

I appreciate the tag, but this is a bad tag game idea its so LAGGY

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

i love you

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

Writing my first sentences for a novel:

"I'm your ride or die. I'm the light that shines for you while you find your own. I'm the moon or nothing."

[1nkyraven]

This is an outrageous question, but will you be my Tumblr sister? I have the adoption papers right here, all you need to is sign it 👉📃🖊️

Consider it signed.

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

THAT WAS QUICK-

@ambagel MOTHER I HAVE FOUND YOU A DAUGHTER NOW PLS FEED US BOTH :3