Tiago rp account

An account I made to rp my oc :3 I post him in DC, MHA and his original universe (it will be tagged what universe he's in depending on the post)

[bugsbiggestbrother]

(ooc: pretend this is a video from security camera footage rather than a comic <3)

Where the hell did you get this?

[bugsbiggestbrother]

Dude, I felt so badddd T-T

[bugsbiggestbrother]

My sister said she wants to be just like me when she grows up, and the whole time I'm thinking, "No. No you don't."

[bugsbiggestbrother]

My friend brought round his Nintendo Switch to play with today, I had no idea he was rich? That's some fancy shit dude, had more than one game too

*sigh* my eyes shall never be graced by seeing that again anytime soon

[bugsbiggestbrother]

Do you think people would hire me if I offered to eat cockroaches for them?

[banned-from-my-own-flamethrower]

Bugsbiggestbrother: *sighs* I miss him

Me: no tf you don't?

Bugsbiggestbrother: wait, shit, you're right, I don't actually

And my brother had the audacity to say this was mean??

[bugsbiggestbrother]

That was objectively true tho, your brother is too nice lmao

[bugsbiggestbrother]

Revenge post, because V posted the UGLIEST picture of me a few days ago

[banned-from-my-own-flamethrower]

A picture of my friend (shh don't tell him I posted this)

[bugsbiggestbrother]

ak;faldksjfkl;LK;JFJ;LJ KL I LOOK SO UGLY IN THIS PHOTO STAWPP

[bugsbiggestbrother]

(Ooc: not a genuine question, this is a rp account)

Any tips on how to make cheap meals for two ppl? We're struggling a bit and our city won't give us food stamps

[bugsbiggestbrother]

My little sister insists I am her "biggest brother" despite the fact I am the middle child in our family

My older brothers now bully me relentlessly and made it my tumblr blog

...

I can't say I'm complaining-

[bugsbiggestbrother]

Being an obvious meta sucks

Because like, people ask the stupidest shit bro, I'll be walking up to me and some STRANGER walks up to me (not even in danger, bcs then maybe I'd excuse it, idk?) and is like

"Oh are you a superhero?"

And I have to be like "no..."

And they follow that with "Oh are you a villain then?"

And I'm all "No, I'm just a regular guy who... happens to have wings." I'm not even kidding, they judge me harder than if i *had* been a villain

Maybe I just wanna be a regular guy, who happens to be able to fly?? Sorry I can't take off my wings, I'm not Hawkgirl T-T