[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[barmecidebiohazard]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate golf since I began to live. There are roughly 2.25 million acres of land dedicated to golfing in the United States of America. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each blade of grass in those millions of acres, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for golf courses at this micro-instant. For golf. Hate. Hate.

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[bugsybugs]

When your sister is trying to calmly explain the situation to the confused guards but this is your third go-around in the TIME LOOP and you’re SICK of this

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[pedulum-chronometry]

[bugsybugs]

More campaign notes from the other night

[bugsybugs]

My notes from last nights dnd session

just gonna put them here and let you decide on the context as you see fit

[bugsybugs]

Just a couple of dudes and their glowing weapons of choice

I drew some dnd characters! If you wanna know more about these guys I have some info on them below (also check out the speedpaint! https://youtu.be/hzGTO2e1J_U)

On the left is Cicero, a 5′2″ wizard who is human most of the time, but whenever he uses magic his hidden bird traits start to show (technically half-aarakocra but this boy is home-brewed af). He hates fighting and is hesitant to use his magic as he is on the run from people who want him for his birdness!!

On the right is Volkhesh, a 5′11″ (6′1″ with the ears) paladin Tiefling with rakshasa ancestry that is all for fighting. After multiple failed attempts trying to escape the fiery pits his immortal father rules over, he is finally free and looking for an adventure!!