Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Cosmic Funnies
$LAYYYTER

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Game of Thrones Daily
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

shark vs the universe

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

#extradirty
Three Goblin Art

roma★

Origami Around
Stranger Things
Sade Olutola

titsay
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
taylor price
Cosimo Galluzzi
AnasAbdin
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
seen from Ukraine
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seen from Malaysia
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seen from Germany

seen from United States
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@buhhri
I’m sorry…
I’m so very sorry
I love you so much
I am so sorry
I’ll do anything
Please….
“I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”
— Nina LaCour
I called her a “good girl” so she rides me harder
secret code
polaroid picture of us fucking in front of mirror? when?
eye contact is important, look her in the eyes while making her cum and say how beautiful she looks
when she tells you where she wants your cum
I have to
@wiccaladylover
enough character development. now i want to chill with my soulmate
“There’s something about you, something so wonderfully wicked and terribly sexy. The very mention of your name arouses me.”
— Michael Faudet
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
why is this a screenshot
The original post will kill if you look at it directly
If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it
A dream: making a Damien route on Monster Prom about his career as a drag queen. We’d love to get some RuPaul queens to appear (with some VA), maybe Katya as his drag mother? Yvie as his rival queen?
We have more looks for Yvie and one for Katya. Sharing them soon!
Also: Monster Prom is rooting for you Yvie! Good luck! You deserve that crown!
If you see this, Katya and Yvie: we’d love to talk and make this a real thing!
Drag queens need to be represented in videogames 💅🏼
MAKE
THIS
HAPPEN
I'm a slut for beautiful sunsets and the stars
me: wow im lonely
also me: *disassociated from everyone, doesn’t respond to texts or calls AND doesn’t go out*
“I lost myself trying to please everyone else. Now I’m losing everyone while I’m trying to find myself.”
— Unknown (via surqrised)