Im Fucked

scared of life 😎

[buhhri]

[fckenjournal-deactivated2025020]

I’m sorry…

I’m so very sorry

I love you so much

I am so sorry

I’ll do anything

Please….

[perfectquote]

“I never realized what a big deal that was. How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head.”

— Nina LaCour

[dominant-dominion]

I called her a “good girl” so she rides me harder

[allo-frouto]

secret code

[ichbinniko]

polaroid picture of us fucking in front of mirror? when?

[ichbinniko]

eye contact is important, look her in the eyes while making her cum and say how beautiful she looks

[flowing-between-space]

when she tells you where she wants your cum

[allo-frouto]

I have to

[crazgazze]

[buhhri]

@wiccaladylover

[tyjrose]

enough character development. now i want to chill with my soulmate

[perfectquote]

“There’s something about you, something so wonderfully wicked and terribly sexy. The very mention of your name arouses me.”

— Michael Faudet

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[btflglitch]

A dream: making a Damien route on Monster Prom about his career as a drag queen. We’d love to get some RuPaul queens to appear (with some VA), maybe Katya as his drag mother? Yvie as his rival queen?

We have more looks for Yvie and one for Katya. Sharing them soon!

Also: Monster Prom is rooting for you Yvie! Good luck! You deserve that crown!

If you see this, Katya and Yvie: we’d love to talk and make this a real thing!

Drag queens need to be represented in videogames 💅🏼

[buhhri]

MAKE

THIS

HAPPEN

[oneandonly-ag]

I'm a slut for beautiful sunsets and the stars

[wlw]

me: wow im lonely

also me: *disassociated from everyone, doesn’t respond to texts or calls AND doesn’t go out*

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[thoughtkick]

“I lost myself trying to please everyone else. Now I’m losing everyone while I’m trying to find myself.”

— Unknown (via surqrised)