sleepy space princess

i like space and video games and i'm trying my best

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[p0rn-daddy]

awwwwwww

ctto

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[owlet]

hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

[nymphaticc]

[doctorguilty]

mutuals meet me in the exhaustion funnel 

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

i love having secrets for no reason that arent scandalous or sensitive…like going to cvs but refusing to tell anyone at all abt it bc i decide that information is just for me bc i feel like it

[accio-prongs]

physically im here but mentally im dancing with a vampire in a ballroom while tchaikovsky plays in the background

[fortzancudo]

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

[6qubed]

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

[dollmace-deactivated20171023]

[topherchris]

[ruinedchildhood]

Please rise for the national anthem.

[shittymoviedetails]

In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%

The ideal levels

[luckyspike]

Yes nothing to be concerned about there

Perfectly normal

[tharook]

They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.

[nudityandnerdery]

“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[strangehorse]

[ID: Britney and dancers performing ‘Gimme More’. Right before Britney can begin, a guy screams ‘WHO IS IT?’. Britney laughs and says ‘It’s Britney, bitch’, resuming the routine.]

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[ericahannah]

[cheeso]

david attenborough: [to dramatic orchestral score] this is the biggest north-facing sandstone incline in the World…    and there is a very special Bug who lives here

me: wow

[thesnadger]

Character in a horror novel: The food was delicious, though I couldn’t quite identify what kind of meat was in it.

Me: