why am i watching wong fu
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle

izzy's playlists!
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Not today Justin
đ

PR's Tumblrdome
No title available
Cosmic Funnies
Show & Tell

#extradirty
Fieri Frames

oozey mess

No title available
No title available
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Stonewall Inn
h
sheepfilms

Love Begins
seen from TĂźrkiye
seen from Venezuela
seen from Mexico
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from Iraq
seen from Germany

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from Germany

seen from Colombia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Indonesia

seen from Kenya

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from Lebanon
@buiclan
why am i watching wong fu
This girl is insane, I think
> It gets stranger and stranger as it goes.
> Her neighbors must hate her.
ITâS BACK
This would be ideal if she wanted to show someone an acting portfolio.
not to mention she also has singing versatility and video editing skills
always reblog
Iâm the one in the sequin skirt
calibraptor:
Oh my god Iâm glad Iâm not the only person that sees this
Never have I wanted to wake up from a dream as much as I did now.
I want to be able to make something spectacular.
Something people will remember me by. Something that would take weeks or months worth of hard work. Something that would leave a lasting impression on people.
I want to make a movie or video with amazing cinematography, that tells a story and delivers a deep meaning; that would immerse whoever watches it into my world, my beliefs, and ideals; that would have the viewer sitting on the edge of their seat and make them think âdamn, this shit is goodâ; that would make the viewers want to click the replay button and watch it over and over; that could let them dive into a sea of emotions they may have never felt. I want to be able to dance to the heartâs and mindâs limit, to create a story or evoke a deep feeling of emotion through the motion of my body and the music. I want to sing with a golden voice, something that would both blow peopleâs minds and set it at ease.
I want to take pictures of people, capturing on camera something that cannot be caught through the eyes themselves. I want them to model for me, in the perfect setting, with the right facial emotion/expression, the right body language, and the right lighting and color which, when combined together, would deliver the perfect message. I want to create drawings and paintings that would epitomize the endless sea of creativity waiting to leap out of my head.
I want to create art.Â
But with my current lifestyle, this may be something I wonât be able to see for years to come.
4 years, 115 days.
These buildings show the future architecture. Hereâs the full article for more information about each of these buildings.Â
You may also like:
This church in Belgium
Video
You were on your way home when you died.
It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless death. The EMTs tried their best to save you, but to no avail. Your body was so utterly shattered you were better off, trust me.
And thatâs when you met me.
âWhat⌠what happened?â You asked. âWhere am I?â
âYou died,â I said, matter-of-factly. No point in mincing words.
âThere was a⌠a truck and it was skiddingâŚâ
âYup,â I said.
âI⌠I died?â
âYup. But donât feel bad about it. Everyone dies,â I said.
You looked around. There was nothingness. Just you and me. âWhat is this place?â You asked. âIs this the afterlife?â
âMore or less,â I said.
âAre you god?â You asked.
âYup,â I replied. âIâm God.â
âMy kids⌠my wife,â you said.
âWhat about them?â
âWill they be all right?â
âThatâs what I like to see,â I said. âYou just died and your main concern is for your family. Thatâs good stuff right there.â
You looked at me with fascination. To you, I didnât look like God. I just looked like some man. Or possibly a woman. Some vague authority figure, maybe. More of a grammar school teacher than the almighty.
âDonât worry,â I said. âTheyâll be fine. Your kids will remember you as perfect in every way. They didnât have time to grow contempt for you. Your wife will cry on the outside, but will be secretly relieved. To be fair, your marriage was falling apart. If itâs any consolation, sheâll feel very guilty for feeling relieved.â
âOh,â you said. âSo what happens now? Do I go to heaven or hell or something?â
âNeither,â I said. âYouâll be reincarnated.â
âAh,â you said. âSo the Hindus were right,â
âAll religions are right in their own way,â I said. âWalk with me.â
You followed along as we strode through the void. âWhere are we going?â
âNowhere in particular,â I said. âItâs just nice to walk while we talk.â
âSo whatâs the point, then?â You asked. âWhen I get reborn, Iâll just be a blank slate, right? A baby. So all my experiences and everything I did in this life wonât matter.â
âNot so!â I said. âYou have within you all the knowledge and experiences of all your past lives. You just donât remember them right now.â
I stopped walking and took you by the shoulders. âYour soul is more magnificent, beautiful, and gigantic than you can possibly imagine. A human mind can only contain a tiny fraction of what you are. Itâs like sticking your finger in a glass of water to see if itâs hot or cold. You put a tiny part of yourself into the vessel, and when you bring it back out, youâve gained all the experiences it had.
âYouâve been in a human for the last 48 years, so you havenât stretched out yet and felt the rest of your immense consciousness. If we hung out here for long enough, youâd start remembering everything. But thereâs no point to doing that between each life.â
âHow many times have I been reincarnated, then?â
âOh lots. Lots and lots. An in to lots of different lives.â I said. âThis time around, youâll be a Chinese peasant girl in 540 AD.â
âWait, what?â You stammered. âYouâre sending me back in time?â
âWell, I guess technically. Time, as you know it, only exists in your universe. Things are different where I come from.â
âWhere you come from?â You said.
âOh sure,â I explained âI come from somewhere. Somewhere else. And there are others like me. I know youâll want to know what itâs like there, but honestly you wouldnât understand.â
âOh,â you said, a little let down. âBut wait. If I get reincarnated to other places in time, I could have interacted with myself at some point.â
âSure. Happens all the time. And with both lives only aware of their own lifespan you donât even know itâs happening.â
âSo whatâs the point of it all?â
âSeriously?â I asked. âSeriously? Youâre asking me for the meaning of life? Isnât that a little stereotypical?â
âWell itâs a reasonable question,â you persisted.
I looked you in the eye. âThe meaning of life, the reason I made this whole universe, is for you to mature.â
âYou mean mankind? You want us to mature?â
âNo, just you. I made this whole universe for you. With each new life you grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect.â
âJust me? What about everyone else?â
âThere is no one else,â I said. âIn this universe, thereâs just you and me.â
You stared blankly at me. âBut all the people on earthâŚâ
âAll you. Different incarnations of you.â
âWait. Iâm everyone!?â
âNow youâre getting it,â I said, with a congratulatory slap on the back.
âIâm every human being who ever lived?â
âOr who will ever live, yes.â
âIâm Abraham Lincoln?â
âAnd youâre John Wilkes Booth, too,â I added.
âIâm Hitler?â You said, appalled.
âAnd youâre the millions he killed.â
âIâm Jesus?â
âAnd youâre everyone who followed him.â
You fell silent.
âEvery time you victimized someone,â I said, âyou were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness youâve done, youâve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.â
You thought for a long time.
âWhy?â You asked me. âWhy do all this?â
âBecause someday, you will become like me. Because thatâs what you are. Youâre one of my kind. Youâre my child.â
âWhoa,â you said, incredulous. âYou mean Iâm a god?â
âNo. Not yet. Youâre a fetus. Youâre still growing. Once youâve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born.â
âSo the whole universe,â you said, âitâs justâŚâ
âAn egg.â I answered. âNow itâs time for you to move on to your next life.â
And I sent you on your way.
O_O
yesss i found it again! one of my all time favourite reads.
Philosophy went to the max right here
OI SCROLL BACK UP AND READ ALL OF IT!
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE THE EGG HAS BLESSED ME WITH ITâS PRESENCE
Oh my god.
This is deep.
Do you love samoyeds? Then we go to you!
the promised land
OH MY GOD R U SEEING THIS
IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER
A series of fake numbers to leave behind.
1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.
605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy
866-740-4531 - Only responds with âI am Grootâ
206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station âLoser Lineâ. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.
Stay safe, people.
515-808-2362 - JOHN CENA complete with air horns and his theme song
Thatâs the problem with putting others first; youâve taught them you come second.
read that, again.Â
things I need to beat into my brain
(via nicotinas)
today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:
âyou all have a little bit of âI want to save the worldâ in you, thatâs why youâre here, in college. I want you to know that itâs okay if you only save one person, and itâs okay if that person is youâ