Solar Turtle

I'm just a creep in a t-shirt, jeans, I don't fuckin care

[derptheastrology-blog]

Who should your sign kill people with?

Aries + Pisces Capricorn + Aquarius Scorpio + Libra Cancer + Gemini Leo + Sagittarius Taurus + Virgo

[itstimetodrew]

nihilistgirlfriend :^)

[bulba-blogger]

mint-chloe-chip

[laaakewateeer]

Crying

[bulba-blogger]

Dear god

[jwwlia]

we bide our time, stay afloat keepin’ the dying light exposed… i never asked to know, never lied… so I could k e e p y o u o n m y s i d e.

[bulba-blogger]

Me flirting: Does my extensive knowledge of Pokemon turn you on?

[da-imaginarium]

Sketch 87: My Pocket Bulbasaur

Some dear friends recently bought me ‘Pokemon X’. One asked which of the Kanto region starters I would choose when I’m given that opportunity in the game. I chose Squirtle in the original ‘Pokemon Blue’ so, Bulbasaur this time? He’s awfully cute.

[metaknlght]

[esics]

paul revere: the british are coming!

person: haha dude theyre “cumming”

paul revere: holy shit dude… holt shit i cna’t stop laughing oh my god

british: *win the war*

[icebice]

Can’t work on an empty stomach! *pumps stomach full of fluids so it can provide a firm surface for me to write on*

[alexandergaskarths]

[girllenin]

[pinkishpupils]

[icebice]

shia labeouf’s less orthodox cousin shiite labeouf

[icebice]

*tries to say im sorry and my bad at the same time but accidentally says i'm bad and is given a leather jacket and made a permanent background dancer for michael jackson in the bad music video against my will for all of eternity*

aww shucks

[memeticmutation]

[bulba-blogger]

during a makeout session

me: fuck, not again

me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head

girl: what

me: nothing, never mind

me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery

[pwnkakez]

Me: look buddy it’s only sixty bucks just buy it

Obama: how did you get past the guards

[icebice]

Quality post, pwnkakez! I especially like the surprising bit at the end where it turns out the person that the speaker is addressing is President Obama, considering the improbability that someone could enter the White House without the president or a staff member noticing it! I also find the lack of capitalization and punctuation very funny as it brings a humorous sense of levity to what would otherwise be a quite awkward situation!

[pwnkakez]

look buddy it’s only sixty bucks just buy it

[ninfanaiade]

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[bulba-blogger]

me meeting a bumble bee

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci