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[baddiosa-deactivated20210103]

i just wanna love you and make you cum

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[thatonepapercut]

Vine… you will be missed

[stephfitblr]

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

[sheenalarson-deactivated2018021]

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[raiseusfromperdition]

[pill-barista-deactivated2023050]

the only easter post that matters

[handsomedogs]

[sungodsevenoclock]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

[coachellaravedad]

So…what was the first best pun?

[sungodsevenoclock]

Somehow this thing got 1k notes while the previous post, which was about the best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild got 3 notes. Anyway: I was TAing an electrostatics lab. The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper.

One student’s lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to charge up a metal rod: “paper remains stationery”

[just-opal-things]

These are the best puns

[tasteheavenperfectly]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

[heysammy-blog]

 #empty chairs at empty tables

[zaynxlvarchive]

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

[mrgoldenfold-deactivated2016032]

oh god NO

[newyorktittie-deactivated201511]

oh god YES

[solitarylikeme]

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

[bannerinthevalley]

what

[tombstonetrash]

what

[daddy-frnk-deactivated20150108]

what

[sangoireseussian]

[clarityofchaos-deactivated20200]

[kafirfreezone-blog]

good post

[sleepycleric-blog]

great post

[skypig357]

In Texas “he needed killin’” is still a viable defense

[serperoir]

rip vine :(

[aznpnoiboy]

No this is really is the one compilation to reblog.

[babyanimalgifs]

When you become the music.

via stuartrutherford on twitter

[archcracker]

[pinknegg]

darth papaw made 12 burgers for all 6 rebels

[savannahkills]

This is possibly the best Parks and Recreation blooper

[meghanmclovin]

If you’re ever curious about how I feel about you get me drunk

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[emeraldmercury]

Best post

[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[ruinedchildhood]

[blah-blahs]

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

[femputations]