nothing 2 lose but our chains

it's a doggy dog world out there

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[twirlingfreckles]

The thing about being a tumblrina is that you provide such valuable contributions to the broader internet ecosystem and you get zero compensation for that. They should be giving us airline miles

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[sobcat]

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer

[anexperimentallife]

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[byjove]

I think children should be allowed to vote their stepparent out of the home

[byjove]

stepdad has to keep his approval rating up. or else.

[trigona-hypogea]

— Hamlet Prince of Denmark

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[fnordseer5]

galadriel voice "things that were once $5 are now $20"

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[depsidase]

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee