Jae @bullets-whore - Tumblr Blog

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

Hiya!! I don’t know who follows me and is still active, but thank u!

I just found my old phone from freshman year of high school and I was logged into this account! I couldn’t remember the password if I tried, so I haven’t been able to log into this one on my laptop or current phone.

I’ll be doing my best to be active on here again! Pls interact if you’d like to see more of my posts again, dms are open again of course, and let me know if you want the @ for my current account :) <3

kitty

lichrelly

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

bill-nye-official-blog

why are lemons separate from food op?

sporkkles-irl

everyone knows lemons arent food

valtsv

the only valid m/f pairing dynamics are:

stupid as all fuck but has good intentions (for him) & pegs him (for her)

Area Man In Awe of his Amazing Wife (note: the characters need not necessarily actually be married to fit this trope)

but sir, that’s my emotional support fictional mom & dad

“everyone, meet my monster/alien/robot boyfriend”

none of these are mutually exclusive

valtsv

for the visual learners in the crowd

god-sent-gender-bent

If I may add:

kirbythegreat

@god-sent-gender-bent

madeofstarsandfairylights

Fixed

labyrinthheaven

Some 20s lingo

meme-loving-stuck

!!!

natasalways

fuck how am i supposed to memorize all this for daily use

paristexaz

Notice how some of these are coming back…

tylerisnotafraid-deactivated202

romantic-fist-fight

oh ab-solute-ly!

cryptic-suggestions

Walk quietly in the woods as not to disturb the creeping horrors.

They are irritable this time of year.

ofdirtandbones

Please be kind to the creeping horrors

goddammit-bio

Remember: If you see one, it has already seen you. Just mind your business, don’t make any sudden moves, and walk away.

plant-folk

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

frogmp3

she is WHAT? sickening

lookskindadeadinside

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2

mom

lizardsister

“what do you want to do with your life?”

dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

w0wls

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

stability

poetical-irony

my naem is skwid

i am not fish.

i mite be sick

so im in dish.

the doctor touch

it give me shock.

i do not trust

so now im rock

sarahmackattack

10/10 squid poetry, on my evergreen squid tweet 😂

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

do not poke, am just normal rok begone

chemicaljupiter

a gift from me 2 u ♡

tlematimun

matty healy is crushing on timothée chalamet - requested by @cumpeachx

horreurscopes

do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately like i don’t know what kind of emotionally fulfilling experience to give you at 3 PM on a Wednesday !!!!!!!!!