wuz gud witchu

I have to restart my potatoes

[world-shaker-deactivated2013092]

[leaves this here and backs away]

[constable-connor-deactivated201]

Why isn’t he running for president??

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[welcometoyouredoom]

Parks and Recreation Halloween candy!

[gifprincess]

[africant]

[vulnerablx]

I hate when you wanna talk about something that bothers you but you feel like you’ve already talked about it too much, so you just hold it in

[vox]

During the 15-hour Senate filibuster on gun control, there were 38 shootings that killed 12 people and injured 36 more across America. 

That roughly translates to one shooting per every 23 minutes.

[invera]

me

[lake-erie]

*tips fedora at mosquito* m’laria

[andrewbelami]

French tips on fleek 😍 my nail lady did such a great job

[meanplastic]

[mugglesofficial]

im SCREAMIBG

[cumdealer-deactivated20200206]

YOU ARE KIDDING ME

[bullyflowers]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEEEEN

[whitegirlsaintshit]

Me: *starts crying* Me to myself: omg here go your lil crybaby ass…

[sizvideos]

[perissologist]

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[lord-palmerston]

you missed the best bit

[taylor-ruth]

My roommate is gay but I believe we’re probably like platonic soulmates bc whenever I text him “bad day” he picks me up a greek salad and a five guys fry and whenever he texts me “bad day” i pick him up ribs and cheesecake at bbq heaven on MLK street and we texted each other “bad day” at the same time today and came home to each other’s food that’s like. real love imo. 

[small-cabbage-deactivated201809]

Need me a freak like that

[forever90s]

[mothabreeze]

wow when did phil become hispanic 

[c-teardrops]

Trying to stay awake in a boring class