cool. hot. popular. talented.

aries or a - late twenties - she/her - femme dyke - pre hiatus phannie - cringefail losergirl - certified hater

[phousetour]

freckliephil -> phousetour

[phousetour]

stop saying situationship im not joking its actually making me so mad

[reunitedinterlude]

*phil voice* you can kiss touch your male friends without it being gay 🫶

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[ahappydnp]

the eye daggers Dan threw at Phil when he said he felt it was “too fast” when they first moved together 😭

because he knows phil "i love lying" lester was LYING like girl you were obsessed with that teenage monster terrorizing your micro apartment

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[dansasterology]

another banging dan equivalent from phil thank you mr. president

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[deathclassic]

happy pride <3

[diphowell]

What is the most chaotic pre-show ritual you have? (x)

[manhcester]

fruit edition

are you a strawberry or raspberry person? a lemon or lime person? a mango or peach person? a pear or apple person?

[shadow-yato]

Man

[chainofclovers]

Put in the tags the completely finished (whether cancelled or wrapped up on its own terms) TV series that has YOUR perfect ending, however you define that

Please don’t include huge spoilers for the specifics of the endings, and it would also make me happy if people don’t use this to talk about the shows whose endings they hated

[dykephan]

since dan is never bringing them back i hope these cunts are scissoring in heaven

[dykephan]

happy pride to becky and jessica only

[pseudophan]

dan and phil kiss each other? gross

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎