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Let's dance like we're in a ballroom
Anyone ever suddenly do body checks like "huh. My body appears to be adequately functional. I experience no pain or discomfort. Fuckin wild" then go back to doing whatever the hell they were doing
What kind of fucked up world do we live in where environmentalism is a privilege
PSA dont try and flush bananas down the loo it doesn't work
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Reblog to make black queer people feel visible and supported (and also to make a white gay big mad)
Reblogging this as a white gay to make the racist white gays mad
For those of you that have never dealt with riot cops
I know most of you are following me because of video game stuff so this is gonna be the only thing I say about the shit that is going down I promise.
The police do some things nationwide when it comes to peaceful protests.
1. This is the most important one for here NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT TUMBLR WHEN THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN. No cops are checking tumblr no protestors are checking tumblr. I am writing this guide for people who are here on tumblr to understand that the tactics that are being used are the same ones that have been used for the past 20 plus years on every peaceful protest.
2. Dispersal orders will be given as if they have been said more than once and then acted upon immediately. This is to allow them to kick the shit out of you and then claim it’s your fault for not following orders.
3. “Less lethal force” methods will be used. Less Lethal is not “non-lethal” the police do not have access to those things. Less lethal force includes tear gas, pepper spray, rubber bullets, flash bangs and bean bag shotguns. These can kill but are designed to do as little damage as possible. The police however will use them in ways to cause lethal damage. The equipment will be used in intentionally dangerous ways to increase the fear factor.
4. The police will use every means possible to create fear in the protestors. Most people who go to these kinds of protests have never been to one before in their life. Most people have never had a gun pointed at them especially by a cop. Most of the time when someone is threatening you you think to call the police but when the police are the ones causing the threat then you get a sinking feeling.
5. If there is no one filming there is no evidence of what happened. That means that if they want to start beating people up first thing they have to do is get the media and the people with livestreaming capabilities out of the way. THE MEDIA WILL BE TARGETED SPECIFICALLY they will later be counted as collateral damage.
6. After clearing the media and doing what they do they will then blame it on the protestors. “They were violent.” “Planting bombs we had to stop them.” “They were on drugs.” etc etc. People believe police officers over the word of the average citizen. They will spin it so the protestors look like demons.
7. If violence does not stop the protestors then provocateurs will be used. A provocateurs is an undercover police officer that is “sent in to know what the protestors are up to” but really are there to start anti-police violence that the police will later use to justify their actions. I’ve had one once attempt to get me to set police cars on fire. If you see someone making the protestors look violent or unreasonable you might want to consider if they are a provocateur.
8.The president will be sad that the events are happening but will not do much more than offer his condolences. This will happen even while the UN is asking for intervention.
9. The media will spin the story as that the only things they have to go on are the words of the police since most of the time they are to lazy to interview protestors. Fox news will make the protestors seem like gangsters or anarchists.
10. People will be arrested for no reason and not given medical care. That includes medication for non protest related things. I remember having a friend get arrested and then held for 24 hours without access to his kidney medicine (he was later released without charge). The police will hold the protestors for a while and then release them because “no papers were filed”. This removes people from the protest and keeps them from having a coherent and continuous force. You can try to sue but chances are it will cost thousands of dollars and you won’t get much in return.
11. “free speech zones” aka you can protest over here until you actually are ok with that then we will move you out of there for “causing a disturbance”
12. Police officers from out of town will be bused in because local cops may go “to easy” on protestors.
Old post from when Ferguson was happening. 8 is obviously no longer accurate.
New additions that I can’t believe I missed:
13. Write your lawyers number on your arm with sharpie. Everything you bring will be taken from you when you are arrested.
14. Use 1 part water 2 parts liquid anti-acid for cleaning tear gas. Its an acid like hot peppers but genetically modified to be much worse. Its against the Geneva convention to use it in war this shit is bad. Alternatively use milk.
15. It’s hot out there bring water.
And remember its 2020 covid19 is still a thing and you are meetong in large groups. Wear protection.
Well, that explains why cops were destroying protesters’ crates of milk.
Take every precaution you can!
I suspect the presidents attack on the media are also why they are targeting the reporters more than usual. But I never thought of why they were. Great post OP.
If you are a contact wearer like me, bring googles.
Don’t wear contacts period because they will be damn near impossible to get out of your eyes if you’ve been sprayed. Wear googles regardless as you’ll need eye protection since cops are going to be shooting mini soda can sized projectiles at your head. Several people have already lost eyes
6/1/20
Don't use milk! It will relieve the stinging and bring quick relief but is more likely to cause and promote infection. Use VERY cold water. Warm water will open the pores. Get the person in as much cold water as you can as quickly as possible, and ( obviously ) try to stop them from touching wherever they've been hit. Stay safe peeps.
( Edit: Obviously if milk's the only option you've got, take it. It's better to have a minor infection than to go blind x )
Me: Gender roles are fucking bullshit, anyone should be able to do whatever the hell they want to do, however they want to, and that's the recipe to living life to it's fullest, by throwing off societal conventions and doing whatever make you happy!!!!
My dysphoria: But IS THIS a manly way to hold a smoothie
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Okay but this is HYSTERICAL why does this not have more notes
so fucked up and crazy how cool and talented my friends are
Omg truth @windwenn
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing you're allowed to disrespect in my house is gender stereotypes
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you are welcome and you are also correct. the real question: where is the sperm landing station
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every single one of you reblogging this are going to hell
This post literally crashed my phone three times when trying to reblog it
Cursed post
Have some m o r e b a d a r t
My dude this is ANYTHING but bad
To a brit this makes little to no sense 😅
Aight so I know this post is copied b u t I'm doing it anyway so..
ancient or modern · bitter or sweet · chocolate or vanilla · coffee or tea · create or destroy · day or night · early bird or night owl · freckles or dimples · gold or silver · greek mythology or egyptian mythology · macarons or eclairs · hot or cold · thunder or lightning · typewritten or handwritten · secret garden or secret library · spicy or mild · dark magic or light magic · ocean or desert · mermaids or sirens · known or unknown · rough or smooth · moon or stars · rain or snow
And I'm gonna add some!
hands or feet - grass or leaves - cats or dogs - eyes or lips - jeans or leggings - wood or concrete - dawn or dusk ?
For everyone in quarantine I hope this could give y'all something to do - we'll get through :D
I tag @kurocat8 @bamboozled-rainbow-cheesecake @thebestlilshit @windwenn @glittery-emo-ostriches @noseriouslyimnothigh and everyone else as well!
The only reason I'm nonbinary is because I forgot to pay for the gender option at spawn