Bee Bi

This blog is a mess.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teaboot]

I’ve decided I’m done being embarrassed of dumb shit I did 5+ years ago. That’s backstory, now. It’s Lore

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated201]

Trying to explain a felony charge to a prospective employer

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

[freeuwus]

when you accidentally close one of the 600 ao3 tab you’re reading

[anxietyproblem]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

[dawngrl]

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hollaback girl 

[welcometoyouredoom]

Free Black History Library

[awholenutha]

Please keep boosting this, free knowledge is so important people.

[catchymemes]

[iwillneverberoyall]

I stole this idea from another blog,but I cant reber the name. Every single person who reblogs this before 10 February will recieve a baby pokemon in their inbox,after this egg harches.

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

This better be a Bulbasaur

[butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat]

(I don’t play Pokemon but I still very much want baby and egg)

[eraserheadbaby2]

me when i was 8: i dont want to say “tummy ache” because that’s a baby word. im going to say “stomach ache” from now on because i want people to take me seriously.

me now, in a skype call full of people: yo dudes i got a wicked bad tummy ache from eating too many ring pops so im gonna go take a nap-nap, talk to u fools later

[crow--teeth]

Possums are funky little rat pals and I love them

ur absolutely fuckin right and u should say it 

[avadcniels]

Broad City ⇢ 5x01: Stories

[memescomedy]

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]