Shut up Mulder, I'm playing baseball.

Bry, X-Phile, Slayer, awkward and Doing my best

[horreurscopes]

jessica rabbit is literally a sex symbol though she can't be asexual?

she is in romo with a rabbit because he makes her laugh and aside from using her looks to get things out of people she literally never once shows interest in anything or anyone sexually through the entire movie and is clearly appalled when anyone makes advances towards her like there is canonical evidence that jessica rabbit from the classic motion picture who framed rogger rabbit is an asexual character  

[harocat]

I am here as fuck for this. Jessica Rabbit for new asexual icon.

[drdadster]

“She can’t be asexual because she’s hot tho”

[commandertrevelyan]

“I can only see her as a sexual object so I can’t imagine her not wanting to have sex with me.”

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

I’ve always remembered the line “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way” as Jessica’s admission that while sexualized, she isn’t inherently a sexual entity.

I mean hell, literally, her line before is “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.”, to which Eddie responds; “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.”

I think that’s pretty damning evidence to her asexuality. The whole plot point with Jessica is how everyone is either convinced she’s sleeping with every human and toon around, or why does she stay faithful to Roger.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit does a great job at satirizing Hollywood/American culture and ideals when it comes to appearances. It also does a great job at hiding some really well thought out challenges to how we look at others in plain sight.

I completely believe that Jessica Rabbit is an asexual romantic (hetero/bi/pan/etc not sure, and to be honest, I don’t know if that part is important, as she’s married to the toon she loves).

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I LOVE this headcanon <3

[pixiebutterandjelly-deactivated]

This is important!

[luxarcher]

This headcanon is just so perfect I had to draw it

#JessicaRabbitForAsexualIcon

[grace-and-ace]

I am here for this

[shittymoviedetails]

Speed (1994) incorrectly credits Jan De Bont as director. Speed did not have any director, because if Speed had any direction, it would’ve been called Velocity

[catchymemes]

[digitalzzombie]

I feel like she slapped me with that

[bumblebry]

It finally arrived! This is so cool! AHH!

[bumblebry]

I AM JUST REALIZING that in the XFiles pilot Mulder is looking away from the road for A REALLY LONG TIME. He looked at his watch, the compass, into the sky, into Scully's hand and THEN it looks like they get in a crash of white light. LIKE NO DUH. YEAH THEY CRASHED

[unrealunearths]

please, please, please do not pretend this is close to over.

[casnonotbcofspn]

okay I spent a long time making this and I thought it was kinda cute

please use this it would make so happy

[bumblebry]

If this gets more support Lego might make an official X-Files Lego set!!

https://ideas.lego.com/content/project/link/2236f271-714c-4dea-a538-f3feb1293658

The X-Files: I Want To Believe

With stranger things afoot, it's time to call in the experts! Special agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully investigate the strange and paranorm

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[insomniac-arrest]

this is a straight-up indie French movie about star-crossed love. five-stars.

[case4mulderandscully]

So you are telling me that fbi two agents are working for a department called the x files, one is a skeptic and one a believer who rarely solve a case, have lines like “Mulder toads just fell from the sky”, break the rules all they time, get babysat by their boss who is constantly trying to save their asses, wear clothes that are too big for them, sleep with each other, have a baby together and let’s not forget some of the acting is hammy as hell. But you better believe I love this show and you better believe I will defend it until the end

[bumblebry]

X-Files Edit//Save Tonight

My first fan edit video! Hope you enjoy!

I finally made an X-Files edit and I hope whoever watches it enjoys it!  I really enjoyed making it! 

[marquis-de-la-rose-noire]

[xfilesfanficexchange]

February Fanfic Exchange Announcement!

There won’t be a video for this one, so make sure you read this. 

Quick Announcements

1) WE HAVE A NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE! You can see all prior exchanges and other info here! Check it out

2) This has been expressed in the past, but just to further emphasize, the exchange is not just run by the original admin, Nicole, anymore. Since it requires so much and she didn’t feel as comfortable enforcing the rules, she is mostly will be doing tech with occasional social media stuff. This is just a notice for people trying to contact only her using the exchange account. Check out our website for all the admins. 

3) There has been an increase in people being flexible with the rules. Please follow them. They are not there out of a desire to punish anyone, they are just there to make everything fair. As a refresher, the main rules that always need to be followed are:

- 2,000 word minimum

- Follow the prompt you were given

- Post the story ON THE DUE DATE. The one week grace period is not a second optional deadline. If you need the grace period, tell us as soon as possible.

- Never publicly complain about your prompt

- If you need to drop out, please try to tell us at least one week before the exchange date (preferably sooner).

Now FOR THE NEXT EXCHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT

This next one will be the X-Files Fluff Exchange! All stories will be FLUFFY! The prompts can be specific or they can be as vague as “hospital fluff”, “pregnancy fluff”, “post-coital fluff”, etc. This will be a fun little genre challenge so prepare for Fluffy February.

Deadline to Sign Up: January 9th (In one week)

Exchange Date: February 22nd (A Saturday)

Link to sign up here

[gaycrouton]

A LITTLE OVER SIX HOURS LEFT TO SIGN UP!!

[contrivedcoincidences6]

You know what would be awesome? An XF calendar for 2020. Like updated and stuff. Fully MSR focused we could crowd source it

[contrivedcoincidences6]

OMG OR AN XF FAN ART ONE. Get artists involved crowd source

[peacenik0]

This would be awesome. There are so many talented fan artists out there! @msrafterdark @admiralty-xfd @gemikanxiii @storybycorey @cryptidneet just to name a few

[admiralty-xfd]

I am fuckin IN

[bumblebry]

I'd buy like 10

[xfiles-behind-the-scenes]

Cute Things from Stephen King’s original script for “Chinga (Before Chris Carter’s re-write):

1. Scully herself is a victim of the grocery store frenzy caused by the doll; she ends up hitting herself in the head, but later lies to Mulder over the phone, saying she’s fine, because she doesn’t want him to worry. 

2. Mulder is NOT completely helpless in this version of the script; in fact, he is preparing to go make a speech at a university, but bails to go see Scully when an officer faxes him a picture of Scully hurting herself in the grocery store (more on this below).

3. Actual lines from the original script:

*After Scully suggests ergot poisoning may have caused the grocery store attack, Mulder goes into graphic detail about the effects it has on people, and Scully responds, “I love it when you talk dirty.”

*A minute later, Scully declines Mulder’s offer to come help her, and when he then wonders why she called him, she responds, “I guess I just missed the sound of your voice.”

4. The ending scene, as written by King, is amazing. (One final note before you read it: in the original script it is even more obvious that Sheriff Jack Bonsaint has a crush on Scully. And at the end of the episode he asks for her number, implying that he would maybe come to see her in Washington D.C. Then, this happens):

BONSAINT: Maybe we could— He stops, realizing that she’s stopped paying attention to him. He sees where she’s looking, over at a man in a topcoat who is sitting on the bench outside. There’s a briefcase between his knees. It’s MULDER. Scully is out of the car almost before it stops, and hurrying over to him, her face amazed and intense. Behind them, Bonsaint gets out and stands watching. Maybe he won’t find any business to do in Washington, after all. Maybe there wouldn’t be much point. SCULLY: What are you doing here, Mulder? How did you get here? MULDER: Hitched a ride from Andrews to Portsmouth Naval Air Station in an F-111. Those Navy kids drive fast. You okay, Scully? SCULLY: Fine. Why did you come? MULDER: (shrugs; smiles) I thought you needed help. Call it woman’s intuition. SCULLY: What about your speech? Weren’t you supposed to give a speech at George Washington University tonight? MULDER: The world’s not short of speeches, Scully. It’ll get along without mine. They reach the top of the steps and face each other. This is a classic lovers’ shot, profiles like you’d see on a Valentine’s heart, lit by one radiant overhead globe. SCULLY: This is the second time I’ve seen you tonight, Mulder. MULDER: Really? Want to tell me about it? SCULLY: It might hurt my credibility. MULDER: (identical delivery) Really? Want to tell me about it? CAMERA moves in on Scully as she thinks.  SCULLY: I might. I believe I just might.

FADE TO BLACK

SCULLY: (in the black, and with a touch of reverb, perhaps) I believe—

[scullyitsme]

STEPHEN KING FUCKING SHIPS IT

[theparadigmshifts]

stephen king was drawing hearts all over his script before chris carter angrily snatched it from his hands

[shadequeenscully]

Chris Carter, I just want to talk

[admiralty-xfd]

I have this script and I’ve read the whole thing. CC wasn’t wrong to change (most of) the things he did, the characterizations of M/S weren’t quite right imo. But I do love that SK is such a shipper.

[bumblebry]

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE READ ALL WEEK AHHH YAY FOR KING!

[piperderg-deactivated20221106]

Please boost this!

[fairycontessa]

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This makes my heart happy (and less stressed)

[jay-kwellyn]

Stay blessed y’all

[myeternalslumberparty]

Just letting y'all know that the coupon Climate is old and the new coupon as of December 28, 2019 is NEWYEAR and it'll get you the signature box for $9.99

[whispelanix]

Welcome to Australia...

Where an already endangered species is on the brink of functional extinction...

Oh, and 500 million animals unique to this country have already lost their lives, upon homes that have been destoryed and lives lost of people as well...

I mean... we're only living in a literal inferno...

415 fires. Fuck are we dying...

Oh yeah and people are just fleeing to the damn ocean, you know?

Do you want to know what Hell on Earth looks like..?

Because there it is in all it's unfiltered, firey rage...

There it is... my home from space...

This is only the beginning. Our country has not only entered a new decade, it seems a new dawning era as well, because this flaming apocalypse doesn't show any sign of stopping any time soon.

And you know what saddens me? I've never seen Australian tragedies trending here on this website. I mean it's been going on for months and only now does it seem to really be getting recognized, even if it is only at #9.

And I'm going to be honest with you here - the internet, and media in general is so American centric, this website being no exception. You'd think that an entire continent being on fire for several months with devastating consequences would have more recognition, but no, it really doesn't. The most notes I've ever seen on a post about the Australian fires is at least a few thousand, and that's about it.

So just... please. If you can, with this post or any other post in regards to the fires going on down here, reblog. Because the only thing that should be spreading like wildfire, is a post about a burning country...