chronically sleepy

25/dumb. trans. big crybaby.

[boringkate]

You're doomed by the narrative? Wow. That's rough. I can relate though. I just found out that I'm pegged by the narrative. A beautiful woman is gonna stretch me out. There's no avoiding it. I can tell she's gonna be patient and caring though.

[lakevida]

neighbor grilling in our shared backyard rn so ive got a box fan in the window sucking all the red meat fumes into my open mouth #urbanforaging

[tunisian]

[catcrumb]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nyaa]

graffiti found in a dark tunnel deep in the mountains by 葛葉@nicenature003

[charl0ttan]

"are you kidding me? those assholes briught weapons? fuck this shit." -sun tzu

[8rano]

[sith-shenanigans]

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

[sith-shenanigans]

this is the perfect reblog post cancelled

[tierrlist]

meow

[test-norma1]

[real-language-facts]

falsify - to make something false

salsify - to make something salse

[nights-at-crystarium]

i saw a vid so perfect for them that i had to make this. happy nb visibility day to our beautiful king

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

i should be allowed to forcibly vent steam like an overheating robot. why are we waiting around for sweat like some kind of homeostatic pile of ooze. i want to chug a cup of water blast it out of holes in my core and drop my temperature by ten degrees

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

ill settle for exhaling the steam in one great blast of course. im a reasonable woman

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[the-patron-saint-of-heelys]

[futastrogen16]

(relating immensely to a character) yeah i think she'd have a small penis

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time